2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord

[PenPho]

Nothing matters anymore.

[Saul Goodman]

Nothing matters anymore.

Is there any doubt that the title of Next Great Cubs Prospect now belongs to Scott Moore?

[Quality Start Machine]

Nothing matters anymore.

Is there any doubt that the title of Next Great Cubs Prospect now belongs to Scott Moore?

When was it ever not SAM FULD???

[CBStew]

Nothing matters anymore.

Nippon Ham Fighters.  Not to be confused with the Chicago Bacon Lovers.

[Brownie]

Isn't Thunder Matt a Ham Fighter as well?

[R-V]

O NOES!!!11

How can you know if someone is close to signing if you don't even know what team they're close to supposedly signing with?

Wake me up when the Cubs bring Murton back.

[PenPho]

O NOES!!!11

How can you know if someone is close to signing if you don't even know what team they're close to supposedly signing with?

Wake me up when the Cubs bring Murton back.

Because the source is the agent and not the team, I'm guessing.

[Saul Goodman]

Nothing matters anymore.

Is there any doubt that the title of Next Great Cubs Prospect now belongs to Scott Moore?

When was it ever not SAM FULD???

Judging from that WGN promo for the games that ran all summer long, it always has been SAM.  Sparking interest in the broadcasts is as easy as using a borderline fourth fifth outfielder stuck in the minors as one of the faces of the campaign.  It's a WAY OF LIFE.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Nothing matters anymore.

Is there any doubt that the title of Next Great Cubs Prospect now belongs to Scott Moore?

When was it ever not SAM FULD???

Judging from that WGN promo for the games that ran all summer long, it always has been SAM.  Sparking interest in the broadcasts is as easy as using a borderline fourth fifth outfielder stuck in the minors as one of the faces of the campaign.  It's a WAY OF LIFE. TRADITION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw'd

[Armchair_QB]

What.

The.

Fuck?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/sc-spt-1121-notes-rogers-baseball--20101120,0,3389440.column

[Bort]

What.

The.

Fuck?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/sc-spt-1121-notes-rogers-baseball--20101120,0,3389440.column

Phil Rogers says crazy, asinine thngs about baseball. It's his thing. It's what he does.

[Eli]

What.

The.

Fuck?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/sc-spt-1121-notes-rogers-baseball--20101120,0,3389440.column

With the GM deal complete, the second step to a new and improved offseason for both Chicago teams is one mind-blowing mother of a trade — specifically, the Cubs sending Carlos Zambrano, Kosuke Fukudome, Jeff Samdardzija, Geovany Soto, Randy Wells and Chris Archer to the White Sox for Jake Peavy, Gavin Floyd, Mark Teahen, Scott Linebrink and Tyler Flowers.

I wouldn't trade Geovany Soto alone for that pile of crap, much less Archer, Wells and the others.

[Yeti]

What.

The.

Fuck?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/sc-spt-1121-notes-rogers-baseball--20101120,0,3389440.column

Phil Rogers says crazy, asinine thngs about baseball. It's his thing. It's what he does.

It's gotta be satire, but fuck he's dumb.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Among Chicago's managers and GMs, no one is more respected than Guillen

1) Ozzie Guillen
2) Jim Hendry, Ken Williams
3) Mike Quade.

That's one hell of a list there, Phil.

[Bort]

Among Chicago's managers and GMs, no one is more respected than Guillen

1) Ozzie Guillen
2) Jim Hendry, Ken Williams
3) Mike Quade.

That's one hell of a list there, Phil.

Tallest Oleg syndrome.