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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #150 on: November 22, 2010, 10:22:57 AM »
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 22, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
QuoteAmong Chicago's managers and GMs, no one is more respected than Guillen

1) Ozzie Guillen
2) Jim Hendry, Ken Williams
3) Mike Quade.

That's one hell of a list there, Phil.

Tallest Oleg syndrome.

I call bullshit. Quade has to be most respected, if only because he hasn't been around long enough to do anything really stupid yet.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #151 on: November 22, 2010, 10:43:00 AM »
Quote from: Fork on November 22, 2010, 10:22:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 22, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
QuoteAmong Chicago's managers and GMs, no one is more respected than Guillen

1) Ozzie Guillen
2) Jim Hendry, Ken Williams
3) Mike Quade.

That's one hell of a list there, Phil.

Tallest Oleg syndrome.

I call bullshit. Quade has to be most respected, if only because he hasn't been around long enough to do anything really stupid yet.

Like win a World Series?
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #152 on: November 22, 2010, 01:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 10:43:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 22, 2010, 10:22:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 22, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
QuoteAmong Chicago's managers and GMs, no one is more respected than Guillen

1) Ozzie Guillen
2) Jim Hendry, Ken Williams
3) Mike Quade.

That's one hell of a list there, Phil.

Tallest Oleg syndrome.

I call bullshit. Quade has to be most respected, if only because he hasn't been around long enough to do anything really stupid yet.

Like win a World Series?

When My Kwaddy has a World Series contender, you can bet your ass the Series won't get cancelled out from under him.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #154 on: November 23, 2010, 02:24:22 PM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #156 on: November 25, 2010, 03:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on November 23, 2010, 01:48:11 PM
Well, he'll cost money and a draft pick now

It's the Cubs.  It's not like they're gonna use that draft pick for anything valuable anyway. 
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #157 on: November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM »
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #158 on: November 28, 2010, 12:25:07 PM »
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

They should put him in center.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #159 on: November 28, 2010, 01:14:36 PM »
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

I undersand that the Rangers have a thirty year old guy named Prior in their minor league system.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #160 on: November 29, 2010, 08:49:28 AM »
Quote from: Bort on November 28, 2010, 12:25:07 PM
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

They should put him in center.

They should give him Chad Fox's locker.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #161 on: November 29, 2010, 08:57:31 AM »
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

Of course they are. It's right out of Hendry's guide to finding pitching handbook.

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #162 on: November 29, 2010, 09:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on November 29, 2010, 08:57:31 AM
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

Of course they are. It's right out of Hendry's guide to finding pitching handbook.

Well they better get someone to replace Rothschild as he's consistently pumped out some damn good pitching staffs (stat-wise) and some nice rotations.

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #163 on: November 29, 2010, 09:19:18 AM »
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

I wouldn't hate a Brandon Webb signing as long as it's not a five year, $155 MM no trade clause type thing.

Also, the Carlos Pena talk...I don't hate it.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New Vorpdonkey Overlord
« Reply #164 on: November 29, 2010, 09:28:24 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 29, 2010, 09:19:18 AM
Quote from: BC on November 28, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
The Cubs are apparently showing some interest in Brandon Webb

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/11/27/cubs-have-interest-in-brandon-webb/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

So the Cubs are going after a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and is coming off a shoulder injury? This team will be lucky to get an inning for every million dollars they pay him.

I wouldn't hate a Brandon Webb signing as long as it's not a five year, $155 MM no trade clause type thing.

Also, the Carlos Pena talk...I don't hate it.

Do you like Pena if it's a 3 year deal and prevents the Cubs from bidding on Adrian Gonzalez?