2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Which shows how insignificant the regular season has become, as that 2006 Cardinals team was mediocre all year and even in postseason as well. Really, the Cardinals only won because the Mets pissed away two games in the NLCS (Games 2 and 7) and the Tigers pitchers couldn't throw to first base.

This.



Is Phil Rogers-level stupid.

You apologize.





To Phil Rogers.

[BBM]

Which shows how insignificant the regular season has become, as that 2006 Cardinals team was mediocre all year and even in postseason as well. Really, the Cardinals only won because the Mets pissed away two games in the NLCS (Games 2 and 7) and the Tigers pitchers couldn't throw to first base.

This.



Is Phil Rogers-level stupid.

You apologize.





To Phil Rogers.

I don't know about that.  Maude actually said the cubs should go after Jeter to and I quote...

"Cubs: With 20-year-old Starlin Castro looking like a rising star, Jeter doesn't fit at short. But he could add class at third base allowing Aramis Ramirez to be traded (Red Sox if Adrian Beltre leaves?) or moved to first base."

[Armchair_QB]

Which shows how insignificant the regular season has become, as that 2006 Cardinals team was mediocre all year and even in postseason as well. Really, the Cardinals only won because the Mets pissed away two games in the NLCS (Games 2 and 7) and the Tigers pitchers couldn't throw to first base.

This.



Is Phil Rogers-level stupid.

You apologize.





To Phil Rogers.

I don't know about that.  Maude actually said the cubs should go after Jeter to and I quote...

"Cubs: With 20-year-old Starlin Castro looking like a rising star, Jeter doesn't fit at short. But he could add class at third base allowing Aramis Ramirez to be traded (Red Sox if Adrian Beltre leaves?) or moved to first base."

I think it's safe to assume that the Trib does not mandate drug testing for its employees.

[R-V]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

[Slaky]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

This guy is an absolute piece of shit. So he's saying the Cubs need more white guys?

[Chuck to Chuck]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

This guy is an absolute piece of shit. So he's saying the Cubs need more white guys?

Al Yellon's kind of guy.

[PenPho]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

This guy is an absolute piece of shit. So he's saying the Cubs need more white guys?

In Theriot's defense, the last time the Cubs won the World Series, they had ONLY white guys.

[Brownie]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

This guy is an absolute piece of shit. So he's saying the Cubs need more white guys?

No. He's saying they need more shitty players, like Eyre and Marquis and Fontenot and Kevin Millar.

Fuck him. If camaraderie was so important to him why didn't he try extra hard not to piss of his teammates by running into outs and booting grounders?

[Powdered Toast Man]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

You're drawing conclusions.

ETA:  This has nothing to do with white guys and everything to do with assclownery.  Not necessarily the same thing.

[Bort]

Marquis is a character guy?

Man, fuck Theriot.

[R-V]

The Cubbies lost because they didn't have enough white guys playing grabass in Dero's hotel room.

"If you don't have that cohesiveness, the friendships among players, the camaraderie, guys in the clubhouse joking around, playing cards, going out to dinner, hanging out in each other's hotel rooms -- if you don't have that, you're not going to win," Theriot said. "In '07 and '08, we had it. We had a different cast of players. We had Kerry Wood, we had (Mark DeRosa), Scott Eyre, Jason Marquis ... You start to look at the character guys we had on that team ... that stuff gets forgotten about."

You're drawing conclusions.

ETA:  This has nothing to do with white guys and everything to do with assclownery.  Not necessarily the same thing.

I was kidding, swamptard. I don't actually think Theriot is a white supremacist.

Fuck him.

That's the ticket.

[R-V]

DPD. Vorpdonkey Overlord looks to be headed to the White Sox per the Score.

[PenPho]

DPD. Vorpdonkey Overlord looks to be headed to the White Sox per the Score.

Heyman concurs.

[Bort]

DPD. Vorpdonkey Overlord looks to be headed to the White Sox per the Score.

Heyman concurs.

"Bunting for show, VORP for dough."

[Chuck to Chuck]

Dunn done.  He's in Chicago now for as long as Soriano will be.  Albeit at $4 million less per year.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2010/12/white-sox-sign-adam-dunn-to-4-year-deal/1