2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord

[Quality Start Machine]

  So....paradox.

[Bort]

  So....paradox.

I hate you.

[Quality Start Machine]

  So....paradox.

I hate you.

[Bort]

  So....paradox.

I hate you.

I refer you to my earlier codicil.

[BH]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

[Saul Goodman]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

[PenPho]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

He went from Cleveland to Texas in the Kenny Lofton trade, so basically the Cubs have acquired Max Ramirez and Matt Garza for DeRo and Jose Hernandez.

[Eli]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

He's pretty good.

Minor league numbers of .298/.396/.476.  He can actually take a walk and he's not Koyie Hill. 

[Gilgamesh]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

He's pretty good.

Minor league numbers of .298/.396/.476.  He can actually take a walk and he's not Koyie Hill. 

He just got a one-year contract today, per The Score.

[Internet Apex]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

He's pretty good.

Minor league numbers of .298/.396/.476.  He can actually take a walk and he's not Koyie Hill. 

He just got a one-year contract today, per The Score.

Also via Teh Score: Kerry Wood's contract says that he gets to broadcast Cub games in some capacity when he's done playing. Really? That could be the best thing to happen to the Cubs fans since the last time they almost went to the World Series.

[Slaky]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

He's pretty good.

Minor league numbers of .298/.396/.476.  He can actually take a walk and he's not Koyie Hill. 

He just got a one-year contract today, per The Score.

Also via Teh Score: Kerry Wood's contract says that he gets to broadcast Cub games in some capacity when he's done playing. Really? That could be the best thing to happen to the Cubs fans since the last time they almost went to the World Series.

I hope he interrupts every assraping the Cubs get at the hands of, well, everyone, to tell the story of his NLCS home run in Game 7. I think it ended the game and the Marlins played the Yankees for second place. It was awesome. You should have been there.

[Internet Apex]

Wrong righted.

Reed johnson is back!!

And Max Ramirez (who?) joins the party!

He's pretty good.

Minor league numbers of .298/.396/.476.  He can actually take a walk and he's not Koyie Hill. 

He just got a one-year contract today, per The Score.

Also via Teh Score: Kerry Wood's contract says that he gets to broadcast Cub games in some capacity when he's done playing. Really? That could be the best thing to happen to the Cubs fans since the last time they almost went to the World Series.

I hope he interrupts every assraping the Cubs get at the hands of, well, everyone, to tell the story of his NLCS home run in Game 7. I think it ended the game and the Marlins played the Yankees for second place. It was awesome. You should have been there.

Damnit, I lived in Indy at the time and we didn't have tele-vision yet.

[PenPho]

This is depressing.

[morpheus]

This is depressing.

It's as if your avatar is looking RIGHT AT THAT PICTURE!

[Internet Apex]

This is depressing.

It's as if your avatar is looking RIGHT AT THAT PICTURE!

I just decided to hate all three of those guys. I was completely indifferent about them independently, but when I saw them lumped together I wanted to hate.