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R-V

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #540 on: February 16, 2011, 10:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

Agreed. I like this move even more for the anger it will invoke in our favorite Packer fan. Today shall be a day of butthurtedness!

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #541 on: February 16, 2011, 01:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

WHYT DOOZ YA HATE MARK GRACE? DAT GUY BANGED FAT CHICKS ANT STILT HIT TREE HUNDRENT MY FRENT.

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #542 on: February 16, 2011, 02:03:50 PM »
Quote from: BBM on February 16, 2011, 01:23:39 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

WHYT DOOZ YA HATE MARK GRACE? DAT GUY BANGED FAT CHICKS ANT STILT HIT TREE HUNDRENT MY FRENT.

What kind of accent is this?

Bort

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #543 on: February 16, 2011, 02:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Eli on February 16, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on February 16, 2011, 01:23:39 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

WHYT DOOZ YA HATE MARK GRACE? DAT GUY BANGED FAT CHICKS ANT STILT HIT TREE HUNDRENT MY FRENT.

What kind of accent is this?

It's actually a transcript of next week's Chicago Code.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #544 on: February 16, 2011, 02:40:14 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 16, 2011, 02:20:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 16, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on February 16, 2011, 01:23:39 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

WHYT DOOZ YA HATE MARK GRACE? DAT GUY BANGED FAT CHICKS ANT STILT HIT TREE HUNDRENT MY FRENT.

What kind of accent is this?

It's actually a transcript of next week's Chicago Code.

UR EXCTLY RIGT, MY FRENT!!

GONNA WACH IT IN MY FRONCH ROOM!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #545 on: February 16, 2011, 03:48:20 PM »
Quote from: R-V on February 16, 2011, 10:37:05 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

Agreed. I like this move even more for the anger it will invoke in our favorite Packer fan. Today shall be a day of butthurtedness!

I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Tony

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #546 on: February 17, 2011, 12:51:40 AM »
Quote from: R-V on February 16, 2011, 10:37:05 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

Agreed. I like this move even more for the anger it will invoke in our favorite Packer fan. Today shall be a day of butthurtedness!

I want to go on record as being butthurt over Huey's slamming of the Region in the Plesac section.

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #547 on: February 17, 2011, 05:42:58 AM »
Quote from: Tony on February 17, 2011, 12:51:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 16, 2011, 10:37:05 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

Agreed. I like this move even more for the anger it will invoke in our favorite Packer fan. Today shall be a day of butthurtedness!

I want to go on record as being butthurt over Huey's slamming of the Region in the Plesac section.

You were actually one of the people I thought about when I wrote that, feeling conflicted for it might offend you.

But then I thought of teh Paul.
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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #548 on: February 17, 2011, 03:13:00 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 17, 2011, 05:42:58 AM
Quote from: Tony on February 17, 2011, 12:51:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 16, 2011, 10:37:05 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 16, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
The Cubs last offseason acquisition appears to be Keith Moreland in the booth. Confirmed by his Texas Longhorns radio partner on Twitter.

I like it.

Good move on the Cubs part.

Agreed. I like this move even more for the anger it will invoke in our favorite Packer fan. Today shall be a day of butthurtedness!

I want to go on record as being butthurt over Huey's slamming of the Region in the Plesac section.

You were actually one of the people I thought about when I wrote that, feeling conflicted for it might offend you.

But then I thought of teh Paul.

Goddamn Paul, giving us a bad name. Because otherwise the Region is a lovely place right?

I'm still butthurt over some suburban trixie co-worker of mine that dismissed the idea of the Region being part of Chicagoland 10 years ago, even though my commute was half the distance of hers, simply because I had to cross the state line. Timezone lines are more telling than state lines. There's a reason Lake and Porter counties are on central time. It's a pet peeve of mine, but mostly because I don't want to admit I'm a Hoosier. No offense Apex.

Bort

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #549 on: February 17, 2011, 03:59:46 PM »
Quote from: Tony on February 17, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
No offense Apex.

Good luck with THAT.
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R-V

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #551 on: February 17, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2011, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 17, 2011, 03:59:46 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 17, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
No offense Apex.

Good luck with THAT.

None taken.

He typed, as toxic butthurt juice quietly leaked from his anus.

Internet Apex

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Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
« Reply #552 on: February 17, 2011, 04:55:19 PM »
Quote from: R-V on February 17, 2011, 04:41:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2011, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 17, 2011, 03:59:46 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 17, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
No offense Apex.

Good luck with THAT.

None taken.

He typed, as toxic butthurt juice quietly leaked from his anus.

No, really. We don't want those people claiming our state anymore than they do. Chicagoland can have them MUAHAHAHHAA. Wait...
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