The Walking Dead

[Tonker]

Even the good episodes of this show piss me off. The way the final scene with Carl shooting Zane was staged was just dumb. Having Carl say "Dad, get down" and blowing Zane's face off to redeem himself for being a dipshit with the Dale zombie would've been better than the weird, supposed to be suspenseful setup of "IS CARL GOING TO SHOOT HIS DAD?"

Fuck that little dipshit.

Why can't we have nice things?

Holy shit that's Huey

Or Yellon.  In fact, has anybody ever seen Huey and Yellon in the same room?

[Slaky]

Bleed Cubbie Hue!

[Slaky]

PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

[Wheezer]

PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

I believe the tedium in store has already been advertised.

[Gilgamesh]

Spotted:

[Gilgamesh]

PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

If you want to avoid spoilers about this, don't read The Walking Dead excerpt from the April 2012 Playboy.

[Wheezer]

Spotted:

Garbanzo beans indeed lie at the heart of the history of agriculture. They should plant them.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1775091/

[Wheezer]

PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1775091/

Giant hoop earrings are not, never have been, and never will be anything but a mark of general incompetence, just like black fingernail polish.

[R-V]

Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

[Gilgamesh]

Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

Hey, there was more T-Dogg in this episode.

Plus, he confirmed many racial stereotypes within the first 20 minutes of the episode, so that was good.

Other things:

Maggie = still hot
Herschel's infinite shotgun was badass.
Darryl is still the best character on this show.
And where did Carol's Macbethian tendencies come from?
Finally, who called it on Jenner's line to Rick?  Was it Thrill?

[Richard Chuggar]

Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

KAAAAAAAAAARL is the new WAAAAAAAALT

[morpheus]

Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

Hey, there was more T-Dogg in this episode.

Plus, he confirmed many racial stereotypes within the first 20 minutes of the episode, so that was good.

Other things:

Maggie = still hot
Herschel's infinite shotgun was badass.
Darryl is still the best character on this show.
And where did Carol's Macbethian tendencies come from?
Finally, who called it on Jenner's line to Rick?  Was it Thrill?

Yes.  Yes it was.

[morpheus]

Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

DPD.  Jimmy's death confounded me.  Why get up out of the driver's seat?  Why not just listen for the two thuds as Rick and Carl land on the roof, and then floor it?

[Slaky]

Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

DPD.  Jimmy's death confounded me.  Why get up out of the driver's seat?  Why not just listen for the two thuds as Rick and Carl land on the roof, and then floor it?

He did a real nice job securing the door. What a rube.

Fuck Lori. Please kill her, show. Please.

Say what you will, but Rick got some snarl in him now.

He should leave those clowns to flounder on their own and go shack up with Andrea and the Armless Zombie Slaver.

And no, Hollywood - I won't be reading Playboy.