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Tonker

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One Hundred Years of Solitude
« on: October 20, 2010, 10:43:44 AM »
Stew's made me think of it, so I should probably take this opportunity to point out that this book - by Gabriela Garcia Marquez - is shit.  Don't read it.

That is all.

EDIT : Turns out, it's Gabriel, not Gabriela.  I still don't fucking care.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 10:47:36 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 10:43:44 AM
Stew's made me think of it, so I should probably take this opportunity to point out that this book - by Gabriela Garcia Marquez - is shit.  Don't read it.

That is all.

And high school English teachers across America protest Tonk's heresy.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 10:59:33 AM »
Powen's gonna stab you, Tonk.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 11:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 20, 2010, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 10:43:44 AM
Stew's made me think of it, so I should probably take this opportunity to point out that this book - by Gabriela Garcia Marquez - is shit.  Don't read it.

That is all.

And high school English teachers across America protest Tonk's heresy.

High School English Teachers across America can kiss my Council Gritter.  This is unmitigated pish.  Alternative title : "One Hundred Hours I'll Never Get Back".  Gabriel Garcia Marquez?  Gabriel Garcia CUNT, more like.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 11:01:31 AM »
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 11:04:00 AM »
TPD.  I left this book on a plane, by accident.  You can't imagine the fucking relief.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 11:05:28 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 11:04:00 AM
TPD.  I left this book on a plane, by accident.  You can't imagine the fucking relief.

I'd be happy to send you the copy that's been sitting on my bookshelf for 10 years with page 27 dog-eared.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 11:14:15 AM »
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 11:16:07 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 11:01:08 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 20, 2010, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 10:43:44 AM
Stew's made me think of it, so I should probably take this opportunity to point out that this book - by Gabriela Garcia Marquez - is shit.  Don't read it.

That is all.

And high school English teachers across America protest Tonk's heresy.

High School English Teachers across America can kiss my Council Gritter.  This is unmitigated pish.  Alternative title : "One Hundred Hours I'll Never Get Back".  Gabriel Garcia Marquez?  Gabriel Garcia CUNT, more like.

Agreed.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 11:19:25 AM »
I approve of this thread even though I have no intentions of reading this. Inspired hatred is a wonderful thing.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 11:27:31 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 11:01:08 AM
Alternative title : "One Hundred Hours I'll Never Get Back"

Enough with the goddamn spaces before punctuation, you frog-wannabe Highlands kiltjack.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 02:53:59 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 20, 2010, 11:27:31 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 20, 2010, 11:01:08 AM
Alternative title : "One Hundred Hours I'll Never Get Back"

Enough with the goddamn spaces before punctuation, you frog-wannabe Highlands kiltjack.

Wait, what?  Frog-wannabe?  I've fucking slit men for less.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 03:41:02 PM »
I didn't hate it.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2010, 06:53:20 PM »
I'll stab everyone just as soon as I get around to reading it myself.
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Re: One Hundred Years of Solitude
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 06:51:06 AM »
Quote from: powen01 on October 20, 2010, 06:53:20 PM
I'll stab everyone just as soon as I get around to reading it myself.

Read it, and you'll want to stab yourself.
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