Ryne Sandberg Suicide watch

[Brownie]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

[BBM]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).
Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

*cut to april after a two game losing streak.* 

FIRE CA-ADE! HIRE RYNE!  DAT GUY UNDERSTANDS DA CUB CULTURE!

[Yeti]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

[Brownie]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

Milwaukee is down to its finalists: Joey Cora and Pat Listach. That leaves Pittsburgh, Flushing and Miami Gardens, FL as possible mailing addresses for Ryne Sandberg. My money says he'll be residing in Des Moines or Paradise Valley next summer. If he's not babysitting Ozzie Guillen, of course.

[Indolent Reader]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

Milwaukee is down to its finalists: Joey Cora and Pat Listach. That leaves Pittsburgh, Flushing and Miami Gardens, FL as possible mailing addresses for Ryne Sandberg. My money says he'll be residing in Des Moines or Paradise Valley next summer. If he's not babysitting Ozzie Guillen, of course.

Assuming Cora gets the Milwaukee gig, it would be oh-so White Sox of them to hire Sandberg as bench coach.  Then he and Stone can talk and talk and talk about how they don't care about the Cubs. 

[CBStew]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

Aren't you going to be embarrassed when the Yankees let Girardi go and offer the manager's job to Sandberg.

[Brownie]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

Aren't you going to be embarrassed when the Yankees let Girardi go and offer the manager's job to Sandberg.

Probably. Again, I hope he gets a chance someday, somewhere and he does well (but not as well as Quade, unless of course his chance is as Quade's replacement). But no one wants him, except Ozzie Guillen.

[fiveouts]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

Aren't you going to be embarrassed when the Yankees let Girardi go and offer the manager's job to Sandberg.

Probably. Again, I hope he gets a chance someday, somewhere and he does well (but not as well as Quade, unless of course his chance is as Quade's replacement). But no one wants him, except headlines more than Ozzie Guillen.

[PenPho]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

Milwaukee is down to its finalists: Joey Cora and Pat Listach. That leaves Pittsburgh, Flushing and Miami Gardens, FL as possible mailing addresses for Ryne Sandberg. My money says he'll be residing in Des Moines or Paradise Valley next summer. If he's not babysitting Ozzie Guillen, of course.

Milwaukee with yet another re-direct, looks like Bobby Valentine is the hire. 

[PenPho]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

Milwaukee is down to its finalists: Joey Cora and Pat Listach. That leaves Pittsburgh, Flushing and Miami Gardens, FL as possible mailing addresses for Ryne Sandberg. My money says he'll be residing in Des Moines or Paradise Valley next summer. If he's not babysitting Ozzie Guillen, of course.

Milwaukee with yet another re-direct, looks like Bobby Valentine is the hire. 

DPD.

Or not.

[Andy]

I honestly can't believe that Sandberg's agent couldn't get him even a token interview.  That's a very bad sign.

It means there's less than no interest in Sandberg.  Not that it's much of a surprise.

[PenPho]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

Milwaukee is down to its finalists: Joey Cora and Pat Listach. That leaves Pittsburgh, Flushing and Miami Gardens, FL as possible mailing addresses for Ryne Sandberg. My money says he'll be residing in Des Moines or Paradise Valley next summer. If he's not babysitting Ozzie Guillen, of course.

Milwaukee with yet another re-direct, looks like Bobby Valentine is the hire. 

DPD.

Or not.

Or somebody else entirely.

Joe Cowley of the Chicago Sun-Times reports that the Brewers have hired Angels bench coach Ron Roenicke as manager.

[PenPho]

Quade was hired 3 days ago. Still no interviews for Ryne Sandberg. The only offers out there appear to be from the Cubs as manager of the Iowa Cubs (job in hand) or bench coach (Quade said he'd consider Sandberg).

Act fast Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Toronto, Mets and Florida! The Ryne Sandberg sweepstakes is sure to be over soon.

John Farrell'd

Milwaukee is down to its finalists: Joey Cora and Pat Listach. That leaves Pittsburgh, Flushing and Miami Gardens, FL as possible mailing addresses for Ryne Sandberg. My money says he'll be residing in Des Moines or Paradise Valley next summer. If he's not babysitting Ozzie Guillen, of course.

Milwaukee with yet another re-direct, looks like Bobby Valentine is the hire. 

DPD.

Or not.

Or somebody else entirely.

Joe Cowley of the Chicago Sun-Times reports that the Brewers have hired Angels bench coach Ron Roenicke as manager.

DPD.

And then there were two...

Marlins retain interim dude that I've never heard of.
Pretty sure this is all made up.

[powen01]

I'm out, bitches!

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm out, bitches!

He waited until all the other jobs were taken before quitting the Cubs?

How did we miss out on this guy?