Ryne Sandberg Suicide watch

[SKO]

Ryne Sandberg. An Iron Pig.

So now he's a AAA Manager for a highly successful team not likely to make a managerial change for quite a while? Shrewd.

Intrepid Reader: Charlie Manuel's Heart

HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!

Seriously.  Manuel's going to be 67 next year.  That's tons, not years.

Tip your waitresses, folks.  He'll be here all week.

I doubt it.

(Though, I guess half the time when I see an SKO post I mistake it for a Kerm, if that counts for anything.)

It was my avatar first. He's just trying to latch his fading star onto my rise to prominence. I've got 51 followers on Twitter, dammit.

This is the biggest lie ever.

PROVE IT.

[Brownie]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

[Slaky]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

[Internet Apex]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

[R-V]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

If only the rubes back in Buttpuddle, IN could see you now. Dining above the clouds and spittin' on chain restrunts.

[Brownie]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Cindy opted for the Carribean food.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

If only the rubes back in Buttpuddle, IN could see you now. Dining above the clouds and spittin' on chain restrunts.

"Buttpuddle"? That's a funny word. Can I use that?

[BBM]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

Oh, look at the fancy lad.  Aso when did this become the foodbag

[Oleg]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

Signature Room?  Are you going to go to The Willis Tower observation deck and check out the Navy Pier ferris wheel when you're done?  You should stop at Billy Goat for a beer and order some fries, just to hear their reaction.  Perhaps you can even spot Oprah on the street.  Take lots of pictures.

[BH]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

Signature Room?  Are you going to go to The Willis Tower observation deck and check out the Navy Pier ferris wheel when you're done?  You should stop at Billy Goat for a beer and order some fries, just to hear their reaction.  Perhaps you can even spot Oprah on the street.  Take lots of pictures.

There is a show that could use your talents.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

Signature Room?  Are you going to go to The Willis Tower observation deck and check out the Navy Pier ferris wheel when you're done?  You should stop at Billy Goat for a beer and order some fries, chips, just to hear their reaction.  Perhaps you can even spot Oprah on the street.  Take lots of pictures.

If you're going to chastise a guy, do it right'd.

[PenPho]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

Signature Room?  Are you going to go to The Willis Tower observation deck and check out the Navy Pier ferris wheel when you're done?  You should stop at Billy Goat for a beer and order some fries, chips, just to hear their reaction.  Perhaps you can even spot Oprah on the street.  Take lots of pictures.

If you're going to chastise a guy, do it right'd.

FAIL.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ryne Sandberg is not saying if he's bitter about the Cubs.

And he's like a dessert at the Cheesecake Factory. No, seriously.

That is the biggest piece of shit intro I've ever read.

Brutal. I usually like Pearlman too. Today I'll be walking past the Cheescake Factory and scoffing before I head up 95 stories to The Signature Room to dine with clients for free. I might actually indulge in a real cheesecake when I'm done and smile sardonically about the half-assed shit the rubes down stairs are gnawing on. Go. Me.

Signature Room?  Are you going to go to The Willis Tower observation deck and check out the Navy Pier ferris wheel when you're done?  You should stop at Billy Goat for a beer and order some fries, chips, just to hear their reaction.  Perhaps you can even spot Oprah on the street.  Take lots of pictures.

If you're going to chastise a guy, do it right'd.

FAIL.

Fuck.  You're right.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Screw you, Oleg.  I'll *never* apologize to yoU!

[Bort]

Signature Room?  Are you going to go to The Willis Tower observation deck and check out the Navy Pier ferris wheel when you're done?  You should stop at Billy Goat for a beer and order some fries, just to hear their reaction.  Perhaps you can even spot Oprah on the street.  Take lots of pictures.

"Next week, on a very special Chicago Code."