Why I hate the World Series

[CBStew]

Reason #1:  It is never about watching a team that I want to see win, but which team I would prefer to see lose.

[Saul Goodman]

It always gets cancelled right before the Cubs' turn to play in it.

[Internet Apex]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

[morpheus]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

[Internet Apex]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

[Slaky]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

[SKO]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

[Bort]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

[SKO]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

I'm just saying, TVs shouldn't even offer Spanish language options. Or advertise in Spanish. It's a culture war, here, Bort. We have to prevent our children from actually being able to communicate and cooperate with a vast and productive chunk of American society.

[Slaky]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

I'm just saying, TVs shouldn't even offer Spanish language options. Or advertise in Spanish. It's a culture war, here, Bort. We have to prevent our children from actually being able to communicate and cooperate with a vast and productive chunk of American society.

Whenever my wife utters something in Norwegian to my son I take out my cat o' nine tails and start handing out lashes.

[Gilgamesh]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

I'm just saying, TVs shouldn't even offer Spanish language options. Or advertise in Spanish. It's a culture war, here, Bort. We have to prevent our children from actually being able to communicate and cooperate with a vast and productive chunk of American society.

MissVal just emailed me to say "THIS!!!" to that.

[Quality Start Machine]

But there are some things to love about the World Series.

[SKO]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

I'm just saying, TVs shouldn't even offer Spanish language options. Or advertise in Spanish. It's a culture war, here, Bort. We have to prevent our children from actually being able to communicate and cooperate with a vast and productive chunk of American society.

Whenever my wife utters something in Norwegian to my son I take out my cat o' nine tails and start handing out lashes.

Frankly, Slak, Norwegian's fine. Let's just say as long as it's not one of, you know, those languages.

[Slaky]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

I'm just saying, TVs shouldn't even offer Spanish language options. Or advertise in Spanish. It's a culture war, here, Bort. We have to prevent our children from actually being able to communicate and cooperate with a vast and productive chunk of American society.

Whenever my wife utters something in Norwegian to my son I take out my cat o' nine tails and start handing out lashes.

Frankly, Slak, Norwegian's fine. Let's just say as long as it's not one of, you know, those languages.

As far as I'm concerned it's the Devil's Tongue and you will not convince me otherwise.

[Bort]

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

THI

Last year I watched a couple of games on the Spanish-Language station. It was about eleventy bajillion times more watchable that way. The mute button robs you of the game/crowd noise. I didn't understand all that much of what the Spanish announcers were saying and didn't really mind a bit. I'd say give it a shot unless you're very fluent in Spanish and find those announcers as douchey as Joe and Tim. I don't see how that's in any way possible however. Also, chicks in commercials on Spanish channel > dick.

Why does my SAP button never work? Wait, I don't even have an SAP button.

I can't support this Apex proposition at all. WHY DON'T WE WATCH THE SERIES IN FRENCH, TOO, PECKS? I OWE THE ILLEGALS NOTHING!

The difference is the illegals are a talent pool for the sport.

I'm just saying, TVs shouldn't even offer Spanish language options. Or advertise in Spanish. It's a culture war, here, Bort. We have to prevent our children from actually being able to communicate and cooperate with a vast and productive chunk of American society.

Whenever my wife utters something in Norwegian to my son I take out my cat o' nine tails and start handing out lashes.

Frankly, Slak, Norwegian's fine. Let's just say as long as it's not one of, you know, those languages.

As far as I'm concerned it's the Devil's Tongue and you will not convince me otherwise.

When did Slak become a Swede?