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thehawk

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #270 on: May 09, 2011, 02:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.

Already calendered in my Walkman.  And is there a line of potential sponsors for Malort?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #271 on: May 09, 2011, 02:52:58 PM »
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.

By RSVP, you mean "yell off a rooftop' right?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #272 on: May 09, 2011, 02:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2011, 02:52:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.

By RSVP, you mean "yell off a rooftop' right?

HEY MAW! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!


Internet Apex

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #273 on: May 09, 2011, 03:05:55 PM »
How does one literally RSVP? Can I just say, "in," or do I need to do something formal with somebody somewhere?

"In."
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #274 on: May 09, 2011, 03:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
How does one literally RSVP? Can I just say, "in," or do I need to do something formal with somebody somewhere?

"In."

In chicago, you say "dibs".

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #275 on: May 09, 2011, 03:16:37 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 09, 2011, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
How does one literally RSVP? Can I just say, "in," or do I need to do something formal with somebody somewhere?

"In."

In chicago, you say "dibs".

We get it, BH. You got a writing gig on Chicago Code.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #276 on: May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM »
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #277 on: May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #278 on: May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #279 on: May 16, 2011, 09:57:32 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.

I wasn't going to pile on.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #280 on: May 16, 2011, 10:07:10 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.

I wasn't going to pile on spike the football .

'Pexasshurt'd.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #281 on: May 16, 2011, 11:47:37 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.

I wasn't going to pile on.

Zevon never went to the doctor but saw his dentist regular as clockwork. I had a coughing fit at the dentist and he asked if I wanted a glass of water, and I said, "no, it's probably a malignancy."
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Tonker

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #282 on: May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM »
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.
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BH

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #283 on: May 24, 2011, 04:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Yeti might need the extra seats for thigh spillage and snacks.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #284 on: May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.
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