Coming to America, Part the Third.

[Bort]

We definitely need to invite Henneman.

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Fake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?

The Invisible Sky Creature?  Was that a rhetorical question?

I hit you thirty times.

Mu!

I don't believe you.

You shouldn't.

[Bort]

Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?

Why the hell not, huh?

[Internet Apex]

Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?

Why the hell not, huh?

That would be perfect.

[thehawk]

Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?

Why the hell not, huh?

Im in.  Who's going to sleepunder the table Friday night at Yakzie's to get a spot?
That would be perfect.

[Internet Apex]

Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?

Why the hell not, huh?

Im in.  Who's going to sleepunder the table Friday night at Yakzie's to get a spot?
That would be perfect.

You put the words right into my mouth. (||)

[Tonker]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

[Slaky]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

Burke's Web Pub - wait, they don't have grub.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

Iowa

[Bort]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

[Internet Apex]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

Iowa

That made me laugh.

[Richard Chuggar]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

[Internet Apex]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

[Tonker]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

I don't necessarily think we need to be in Wrigleyville, to be fair.  If we're going to do that, though, we might as well go to Goose Island.

[Richard Chuggar]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

I don't necessarily think we need to be in Wrigleyville, to be fair.  If we're going to do that, though, we might as well go to Goose Island.

WHy?

Red Ivy has hot broads, beer, and Palermo's pizza.  And a lot of TVs. 

[Tonker]

Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

I don't necessarily think we need to be in Wrigleyville, to be fair.  If we're going to do that, though, we might as well go to Goose Island.

WHy?

Red Ivy has hot broads, beer, and Palermo's pizza.  And a lot of TVs. 

Goose Island has beer.  Red Ivy has specials on Jäger buckets and Smirnoff bombs.

Having said that, the hot broads do sound tempting.