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morpheus

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #210 on: May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Gilgamesh

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #212 on: May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #213 on: May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #214 on: May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Eli

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #215 on: May 06, 2011, 10:32:45 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?

Well, since I compare favorably to the early writings of Tremendous, I can see why you'd be confused.

Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #216 on: May 06, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?

Well, since I compare favorably to the early writings of Tremendous, I can see why you'd be confused.

[Note to self: Insert Paul reference here later.]
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flannj

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #217 on: May 06, 2011, 10:50:31 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

Dentures, canes, walkers and any other needs for the elderly. I can lend you my AARP card.
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Tonker

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #218 on: May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM »
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

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Oleg

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #219 on: May 06, 2011, 11:12:57 AM »
Is this the part where I say about hemp?

Bort

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #220 on: May 06, 2011, 11:15:00 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 06, 2011, 11:12:57 AM
Is this the part where I say about hemp?
The whole say?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #221 on: May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

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Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #222 on: May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

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Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.
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Tonker

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #223 on: May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

flannj

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #224 on: May 06, 2011, 11:28:47 AM »
Actually if it's clothihng you want you will be in the right area.
I should know I married an expert.

Besides all the individual storefronts and depaartment stores you have multiple malls as well:

http://www.shop900.com/directory/

http://www.shopwatertower.com/directory

http://www.theshopsatnorthbridge.com/Map/
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