Coming to America, Part the Third.

[Internet Apex]

I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.

You know, I need precisely the same sort of stuff.

This made me laugh.

[Saul Goodman]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

[Bort]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

[Tonker]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

[Bort]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

[Internet Apex]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

[Bort]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Yeah, but France is a soft target compared to those filthy Geordies.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British Southern person's good side, insult some other part of the island Dixie and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Those filthy Georgians'd

[Wheezer]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

They even believe in the substitute Macedonians.

[Slaky]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British Southern person's good side, insult some other part of the island Dixie and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Those filthy Georgians'd

*burns Georgia*

[Bort]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside.  

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British Southern person's good side, insult some other part of the island Dixie and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Those filthy Georgians'd

*burns Georgia*

*applauds*

I hate them so much.

[Tonker]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate, you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.

We get it. You've seen Braveheart.



Or maybe Thunderball.

[CBStew]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate, you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.