Coming to America, Part the Third.

[Tonker]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate, you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.

The serious answer to the dumb question is that, had I been talking about Irish, Bourbon or Rye, I'd have spelled it "whiskey".

[Bort]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate, you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.

The serious answer to the dumb question is that, had I been talking about Irish, Bourbon or Rye, I'd have spelled it "whiskey".

And a corollary: if he had been talking about Canadian whisky, he would have shot himself in the face.

[SKO]

I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate, you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.

The serious answer to the dumb question is that, had I been talking about Irish, Bourbon or Rye, I'd have spelled it "whiskey".

And a corollary: if he had been talking about Canadian whisky, he would have shot himself in the face.

SKO approves this message.

[Quality Start Machine]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

[Tonker]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

[Oleg]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

[Tonker]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

[Internet Apex]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

Tits. I'm going to have to hit up Target and get a new shirt for this romp.

[Quality Start Machine]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

Tits. I'm going to have to hit up Target and get a new shirt for this romp.

Extra Medium?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

[BH]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

Huey will bring his Miles jersey!

[Bort]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

Seriously, this plan should be framed and put on the wall of the Desipio Hunting Lodge.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

Huey will bring his Miles jersey!

I've had the sleeves cut off, too!  Show off the pipes that could shut down a room full of hostage-takers.

[Internet Apex]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

Huey will bring his Miles jersey!

I've had the sleeves cut off, too!  Show off the pipes that could shut down a room full of hostage-takers.

Extra Medium Shirt for that sweet fit.
Extra tight to let my muscles bulge (||)
My Extra Medium Shirt makes women lose control.
Baby, baby!

[Quality Start Machine]

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.