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Eli

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #300 on: May 27, 2011, 01:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 27, 2011, 12:43:17 PM
But if you like sexy bearded men with rifle arms and prodigious power, go to San Francisco, cuz that's where Slaky will be while we flounder in his absence.

I hear that plays well in San Francisco, too.
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flannj

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #301 on: May 28, 2011, 01:20:53 AM »

Before anyone else does it...

YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE FUCKING JOB!

AND THAT'S TO LISTEN TO ME!




Stupid Malort.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #302 on: May 28, 2011, 02:12:49 AM »
TANK JOHNSON IS GOING TO GET US ALL SHOT! BY THE POLICE! YOU FUCKING WIGGER!!!!!

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #303 on: May 28, 2011, 08:44:50 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 02:12:49 AM
TANK JOHNSON IS GOING TO GET US ALL SHOT! BY THE POLICE! YOU FUCKING WIGGER!!!!!



Huh?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #304 on: May 28, 2011, 09:36:40 AM »
Quote from: flannj on May 28, 2011, 01:20:53 AM

Before anyone else does it...

YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE FUCKING JOB!

AND THAT'S TO LISTEN TO ME!




Stupid Malort.

So did Gordo Busfield stumble downstairs into that place after I left or something?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #305 on: May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM »
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #306 on: May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #307 on: May 28, 2011, 10:29:59 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

Yes, I did.  First thing this morning.

Where the fuck did all my money go, by the way?  Also, how the hell did I actually manage to get flannj's present back here in one piece?

See you at Sheffield's later.  I may not be there for 1100 as planned, if I'm honest...
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #308 on: May 28, 2011, 10:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

Yes, I did.  First thing this morning.

Where the fuck did all my money go, by the way?  Also, how the hell did I actually manage to get flannj's present back here in one piece?

See you at Sheffield's later.  I may not be there for 1100 as planned, if I'm honest...

What's at 11? 


Oh, shit...
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #309 on: May 28, 2011, 11:04:40 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

Yes, I did.  First thing this morning.

Where the fuck did all my money go, by the way?  Also, how the hell did I actually manage to get flannj's present back here in one piece?

See you at Sheffield's later.  I may not be there for 1100 as planned, if I'm honest...

I got one too. I showed it to TPex and she was sort of asshurt. She said she'd, "smack that bitch into some weight-loss." I laughed.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #310 on: May 28, 2011, 01:13:18 PM »
I have no idea what went I missed my not flying up there, but apparently, I was supposed to get raped in the sbox last night.  I batched it by not showing up.

I'm very sorry I screwed that up for you all.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #311 on: May 28, 2011, 03:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

I think I avoided even telling them my name.  Winner.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #312 on: May 28, 2011, 04:32:40 PM »
Well, at least I found my glasses.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #313 on: May 28, 2011, 06:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
Well, at least I found my glasses.

That's a surprise given you were drinking Malort on the rocks.


And enjoying it.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #314 on: May 28, 2011, 06:31:10 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 28, 2011, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
Well, at least I found my glasses.

That's a surprise given you were drinking Malort on the rocks.


And enjoying it.

You say that like that's odd.
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