Coming to America, Part the Third.

[Shooter]

There was bowling?  And Shooter showed up?

Fuck you guys.

At least one of those things would have been a letdown.

[CT III]

So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.

I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

You should have had the Bacon Bomb, Tank.  It is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

[Wheezer]

So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.

I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

You should have had the Bacon Bomb, Tank.  It is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

Plus, it kind of tastes like socks.

[CBStew]

I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

[Wheezer]

I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

Actually, my camera leapt to its death immediately after recording the horrible sounds coming from Yeti's drunken coma.

[CT III]

I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

Actually, my camera leapt to its death immediately after recording the horrible sounds coming from Yeti's drunken coma.

Man, I pity the cleaning staff at the W.

[Wheezer]

I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

Actually, my camera leapt to its death immediately after recording the horrible sounds coming from Yeti's drunken coma.

Man, I pity the cleaning staff at the W.

BC loves him some towels, but I think we left things in good order. You may recall hear recounted Yeti's attaining enlightenment at Sheffield's.

[Edit.--The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.]

[flannj]

The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

[Bort]

The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

Well, I was fine.

[flannj]

The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

Well, I was fine.

Were you drinking it on the rocks?

[Wheezer]

The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

Well, I was fine.

Were you drinking it on the rocks?

Yeah, we had the only two Old-Fashioned glasses in the place accounted for. The sustained assault I mounted on time itself once finding the corner stool may have some role here.

[Tony]

That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

[Tonker]

That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

I don't think so.  I have it, though, and will bring it with me so anybody that wants it can just rock up.  Tony, PM me your cell number.

[Yeti]

That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

I don't think so.  I have it, though, and will bring it with me so anybody that wants it can just rock up.  Tony, PM me your cell number.

Huey told me that I could offer it up to a fellow hilljack so I have someone coming with me tomorrow

[Tony]

That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

I don't think so.  I have it, though, and will bring it with me so anybody that wants it can just rock up.  Tony, PM me your cell number.

Huey told me that I could offer it up to a fellow hilljack so I have someone coming with me tomorrow

Two hilljacks from downstate and a hoosier. Poor Tonker. I PM'd you guys my number.