Coming to America, Part the Third.

[R-V]

Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

LOCK: CONFIRMED.

[Oleg]

Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

I can't make lunch on Thursday.  How we just do another one on Friday at that River North joint that Huey thinks Slaky mentioned?

[Yeti]

Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

I can't make lunch on Thursday.  How we just do another one on Friday at that River North joint that Huey thinks Slaky mentioned?

The whole we?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

I can't make lunch on Thursday.  How we just do another one on Friday at that River North joint that Huey thinks Slaky mentioned?

I don't know... I feel like we're already spreading RV pretty thin as it is.

[Wheezer]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

[flannj]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

[morpheus]

Relax, the actual flag-burning is later.

Once again, the only picture of Bort is a "last known photo" type of picture.

[SKO]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Somewhere in Peoria, Gil just got a sympathy erection.

[BH]

Sounds like you all and Fro are bros now?

[morpheus]

Sounds like you all and Fro are bros now?

As usual, people aren't nearly as big of douches in person as they are on the Internet.

[Internet Apex]

Sounds like you all and Fro are bros now?

Yeah, he's jumped you in the standings unfortunately.

[flannj]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Wait... what?

She thought I was handsome? And she approves of your haircut?

Are there no optometrists in Bugtussle County?

[SKO]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Wait... what?

She thought I was handsome? And she approves of your haircut?

Are there no optometrists in Bugtussle County?

I cannot tell a lie. Also, she's now glad that the razzing of this crowd has given me the impetus to possibly consider going and getting a new haircut. She's spent many a year trying to get me to put any kind of effort into not looking like a schmuck.

[Internet Apex]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Wait... what?

She thought I was handsome? And she approves of your haircut?

Are there no optometrists in Bugtussle County?

I cannot tell a lie. Also, she's now glad that the razzing of this crowd has given me the impetus to possibly consider going and getting a new haircut. She's spent many a year trying to get me to put any kind of effort into not looking like a schmuck.

Ask Powen where he gets his hair did. I think he and John Edwards have the same guy.