Coming to America, Part the Third.

[SKO]

It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

A few years back, TDubbs defined "hipster bar" as a place where guys where jeans instead of cargo shorts.

I.e., queermos like Thrill.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

[Slaky]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

[CT III]

It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

A few years back, TDubbs defined "hipster bar" as a place where guys where jeans instead of cargo shorts.

I.e., queermos like Thrill.

The whole where?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Hipsters listen to alternative music. Alternative music like Soul Asylum. Or the Gin Blossoms.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

A few years back, TDubbs defined "hipster bar" as a place where guys where jeans instead of cargo shorts.

I.e., queermos like Thrill.

The whole where?

*were

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

[Slaky]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

[R-V]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

I haven't paid attention to any of Huey's entertainment-related opinions since I found out he's never seen Die Hard.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

[Slaky]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

[Internet Apex]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?

Alternative rock.

[Slaky]

It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you.

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?

Lite FM linchpins.