Coming to America, Part the Third.

[CBStew]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

[Slaky]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

I think the crux of this is that Tonker already mooned the barstaff at Durkin's the last time he was in town.

Though that's all hearsay to me. I don't remember a fucking thing from that point in the proceedings.

[Tonker]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

I think the crux of this is that Tonker already mooned the barstaff at Durkin's the last time he was in town.

Though that's all hearsay to me. I don't remember a fucking thing from that point in the proceedings.

My memories are also a little fuzzy, but they didn't seem to mind.

[Internet Apex]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

I think the crux of this is that Tonker already mooned the barstaff at Durkin's the last time he was in town.

Though that's all hearsay to me. I don't remember a fucking thing from that point in the proceedings.

My memories are also a little fuzzy, but they didn't seem to mind.

That's because you were implored to stop before it got out of hand. Luckily for all of us, the bouncer thought it was funny.

[Wheezer]

Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012^TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.

I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.

Ditto.  Except replace 'July' with '2012'.  At least.

With all the exercising and clean living you've been doing? Only a matter of time before you find a good woman who's willing to usurp all of your free time and make you miserable whenever she's not naked or in front of a hot stove. I'm setting the over/under at 2.5 months until you're dead to us all except for snapshots of your dinner plate and bike riding itineraries on the bookfaces.

"Or"?

[Internet Apex]

Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012^TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.

I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.

Ditto.  Except replace 'July' with '2012'.  At least.

With all the exercising and clean living you've been doing? Only a matter of time before you find a good woman who's willing to usurp all of your free time and make you miserable whenever she's not naked and/or in front of a hot stove. I'm setting the over/under at 2.5 months until you're dead to us all except for snapshots of your dinner plate and bike riding itineraries on the bookfaces.

"Or"?

Fixed.

[Quality Start Machine]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

But it's how he orders his Foster's back home.

[Tonker]

Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

But it's how he orders his Foster's back home.

"A pint of arse, please, barkeep."

[Yeti]

So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

[Tonker]

So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

Meet for the game, somewhere.  Drink beer.  Fall down.

[Internet Apex]

So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

One could come up with several other ways to describe your appearance.

[Quality Start Machine]

So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

Booze. Cruise. Tunes.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

Booze. Cruise. Tunes.

(Time. To. Post.)