Coming to America, Part the Third.

[Tonker]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

[CT III]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

[Tonker]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

[Richard Chuggar]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

[Oleg]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

[Internet Apex]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

[Oleg]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

[Richard Chuggar]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

So no happy hour Friday afternoon in the loop after you land?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

So no happy hour Friday afternoon in the loop after you land?

Get on your bike and join Critical Mass, tubby.

[Internet Apex]

Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  Tonkfest^TM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: Tonkfest^TM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

So no happy hour Friday afternoon in the loop after you land?

Get on your bike and join Critical Mass, tubby.

Is that some kinda weird Catholic thing?

[Tony]

Is Paul invited? (nsfw)

[Internet Apex]

Awesome. Don't click that. But awesome.

[Richard Chuggar]

Is Paul invited? (nsfw)

jesus christ

[Bort]

Is Paul invited? (nsfw)

I hate myself for clicking that. And, it goes without saying, you.

[Tony]

Is Paul invited? (nsfw)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.