Undercover Boss Paulcast

[Brownie]

Anyone else watching tonight?

[Brownie]

And we've seen Sam Sianis, his goat, Moises Alou's urine-stained hands and Steve Bartman.

Todd Ricketts and Laura Ricketts even mentioned they want a winning team.

[Brownie]

Ah, his cover name is Mark Dawson. A late 80s, early 90s reference, eh?

[Brownie]

Todd will be cleaning shitters at Wrigley.

Ah, the renovated shitters too.

[Brownie]

Todd upset there are no walkie talkies and that the grunts need to use their cell phones.

[Brownie]

"Mark Dawson" says he lives in New Jersey. But he's coming out to Chicago to clean a shitter?

[CT III]

"Mark Dawson" says he lives in New Jersey. But he's coming out to Chicago to clean a shitter?

I'd think that after living in New Jersey, even the shitters at Wrigley would be a walk in the park.

[Brownie]

"Mark Dawson" says he lives in New Jersey. But he's coming out to Chicago to clean a shitter?

I'd think that after living in New Jersey, even the shitters at Wrigley would be a walk in the park.

Well Andre's white illegitimate son was axed but not before he heard Darryl, the shitter cleaning boss, complain that he can't take his kids to the park to watch him work. Couldn't he complain about Koyie Hill instead?

[Brownie]

It's official. You couldn't trust a Ricketts to run a hot dog stand. Awful.

[Brownie]

So "Mark Dawson" lies to his boss after he buys his final four hot dogs and throws them out.

[Brownie]

Mark the hot dog vendor looks like he's going to become a Cardinals fan after this stunt.

[Brownie]

Todd Ricketts: "You're a great employee, now get the hell out of here."

Is this their strategy with player personnel too?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I didn't think it was possible, but I actually feel worse about the Cubs front office now.

[Quality Start Machine]

I spent my hour watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.

The monkey should buy the Cubs.

[Waco Kid]

I didn't watch this and based on what I've read here I'm glad I didn't.

So far the Ricketts' ownership has been comically bad.