Metra: The Way To Really Die (of heart disease)

[Quality Start Machine]

As if living in the suburbs didn't suck enough already.

You ever ride killed anyone on the Red Line after 9 PM, City Boy?  The noxious combination of urine and insanity can do an equally good number on men's souls.

[Kermit IV]

The title of this thread is Deadpool-worthy.

[Brownie]

It truly was a lost opportunity earlier this year.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

As if living in the suburbs didn't suck enough already.

You ever ride the Red Line after 9 PM, City Boy?  The noxious combination of urine and insanity can do an equally good number on men's souls.

Yup. You need to sit in the Hobo Seat to get the full experience though. I'm still cleaning the afterbirth off my shoes from my latest journey.

I once saw a crazy homeless man ranting and smoking a roach from a Red Line Hobo Seat. He would take a drag from behind the Hobo Seat Partition, then reappear, amidst some ganj smoke, talking his shit.  It was hilarious to watch everybody pretend nothing was going on.

[Gilgamesh]

Live in Los Angeles for any stretch of time and then we can talk about breathing bad air.

[Slaky]

The title of this thread is Deadpool-worthy.

That's a shame. I thought it was a decent title.

[PenPho]

http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-air-pollution-chicago-metra-nov5,0,1135228.story

What the fuck is this now? So anyone planning on altering their commute? I'm on this thing for just 8 minutes each day but if the fucking Metra is the reason I kick it when I'm 45 I'd be pissed. You know, if I wasn't dead in this fictional scenario.

I assume the pollution comes from the toilets on the train, which are the single most disgusting specimens in the history of human beings.

The toilets are human?

That's some kinky-gross shit, man.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-air-pollution-chicago-metra-nov5,0,1135228.story

What the fuck is this now? So anyone planning on altering their commute? I'm on this thing for just 8 minutes each day but if the fucking Metra is the reason I kick it when I'm 45 I'd be pissed. You know, if I wasn't dead in this fictional scenario.

I assume the pollution comes from the toilets on the train, which are the single most disgusting specimens in the history of human beings.

The toilets are human?

That's some kinky-gross shit, man.

It's definitely alive.

[Internet Apex]

I just farted.

[Bort]

Live in Los Angeles for any stretch of time and then we can talk about breathing bad air.

We get it, you're an entitled, Prius-driving, latte-sipping, iPad-surfing douche.

[PenPho]

Live in Los Angeles for any stretch of time and then we can talk about breathing bad air.

We get it, you're an entitled, Prius-driving, latte-sipping, iPad-surfing douche. a lawyer.

Let's just cut to the chase'd.

[Gilgamesh]

Live in Los Angeles for any stretch of time and then we can talk about breathing bad air.

We get it, you're an entitled, Prius-driving, latte-sipping, iPad-surfing douche. a lawyer.

Let's just cut to the chase'd.

I laughed pretty loudly at both of these.

[Kermit IV]

The title of this thread is Deadpool-worthy.

That's a shame. I thought it was a decent title.

I'm 99% sure you knew I was complimenting the title, and you're mocking the occasionally-terrible Deadpool thread titles.  But in case you're not...

Solid thread title, Slak.

[Slaky]

The title of this thread is Deadpool-worthy.

That's a shame. I thought it was a decent title.

I'm 99% sure you knew I was complimenting the title, and you're mocking the occasionally-terrible Deadpool thread titles.  But in case you're not...

Solid thread title, Slak.

Trust your gut.

[morpheus]

http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-air-pollution-chicago-metra-nov5,0,1135228.story

What the fuck is this now? So anyone planning on altering their commute? I'm on this thing for just 8 minutes each day but if the fucking Metra is the reason I kick it when I'm 45 I'd be pissed. You know, if I wasn't dead in this fictional scenario.

I assume the pollution comes from the toilets on the train, which are the single most disgusting specimens in the history of human beings.

The toilets are human?

That's some kinky-gross shit, man.

Actual Metra toilet footage:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6c_1288999082