Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews

[PenPho]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

[Oleg]

Frankly, my disappointment in this God-forsaken dessert is on me.  I should have known better than to spend any time in a place where PenWrong actually chose to live.

1. This doesn't exactly sound like a glowing review.

I think Oleg was trying to say that while its food doesn't necessarily suck, Arizona certainly does. Unless that isn't a typo and he was actually complaining about the milkshake he got at In N Out.

Yep.

Furthermore, since I was only talking about national chains (not sure about Fatburger), I didn't even say anything about Phoenix food specifically.

Pen is being awfully defensive about Geriatric City.

[flannj]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

[Gilgamesh]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

I'd rather be dead in Detroit, than an alive WrongFoe in Phoenix.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

If Arizona was being tried for murder and had PenFoe as its lawyer, it'd receive the death penalty.   This is coming from someone who woke up today liking Phoenix.

[PenPho]

If Arizona was being tried for murder and had PenFoe as its lawyer, it'd receive the death penalty.   This is coming from someone who woke up today liking Phoenix.

I think Phoenix would be granted a mistrial on the basis of questionable representation.

[PenPho]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

Yes, similar in total size.

Extremely dissimilar in the direction of growth from 2000-2009.

[flannj]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

Yes, similar in total size.

Extremely dissimilar in the direction of growth from 2000-2009.

But similar in shitholedness?

[Gilgamesh]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

Yes, similar in total size.

Extremely dissimilar in the direction of growth from 2000-2009.

But similar in shitholedness?

Call us when you need real water, Pen!  Instead of recycled pee.

[Oleg]

After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

[Bort]

After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

[Gilgamesh]

After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

and that talking coyote must have been this talking dog.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

and that talking coyote must have been this talking dog.

Intrepid Reader: Huey

But dogs are only capable of barking, not human-like speech.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

and that talking coyote must have been this talking dog.

Intrepid Reader: Huey

But dogs are only capable of barking, not human-like speech.

Ha. 

You're such a dick.

[CBStew]

this is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.              2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.           2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.       1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.           1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.       1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.              1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332

Wait a minjute.  Los Angeles is a city?