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BH

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Top Gear
« on: November 22, 2010, 08:50:07 AM »
Top Gear BBC = Awesome.

Top Gear American version = Sucks.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2010, 07:57:50 PM »
Quote from: BH on November 22, 2010, 08:50:07 AM
Top Gear BBC = Awesome.

Top Gear American version = Sucks.

Sky = blue
Pope = Catholic
Phil Rogers = moron
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 08:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on November 22, 2010, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: BH on November 22, 2010, 08:50:07 AM
Top Gear BBC = Awesome.

Top Gear American version = Sucks.

Sky = blue
Pope = Catholic
Phil Rogers = moron
Are we still arguing which version is better? What is this, 2010?
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2011, 06:53:23 AM »
It's back.  It's still awesome.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 09:51:42 PM »
Amy Williams should race every car.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 11:04:50 PM »
Its back again.  Aventador vs McClaren MP-12C vs Nobel M600 through Italy.  Nothing else to say.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 06:50:39 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on January 29, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
Its back again.  Aventador vs McClaren MP-12C vs TWO Nobel M600s through Italy.  Nothing else to say.

Fixed.

I do get tired of them pretending that the whole thing isn't scripted, but nonetheless there are far worse things to watch on a Sunday evening.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 08:06:26 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2012, 06:50:39 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 29, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
Its back again.  Aventador vs McClaren MP-12C vs TWO Nobel M600s through Italy.  Nothing else to say.

Fixed.

I do get tired of them pretending that the whole thing isn't scripted, but nonetheless there are far worse things to watch on a Sunday evening.

Their budget must be unreal.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 09:24:33 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 30, 2012, 08:06:26 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2012, 06:50:39 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 29, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
Its back again.  Aventador vs McClaren MP-12C vs TWO Nobel M600s through Italy.  Nothing else to say.

Fixed.

I do get tired of them pretending that the whole thing isn't scripted, but nonetheless there are far worse things to watch on a Sunday evening.

Their budget must be unreal.

To be fair, they get lent the cars.  Indeed, the only reason there were two Nobles was that the clutch disintegrated on the first one, so Noble promptly put a guy in another car and made him drive it from England to Italy overnight.

The exposure these car companies get from Clarkson and co raving about their cars is absolutely priceless.  I wouldn't be surprised if they were paying the BBC to be involved.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 09:52:44 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2012, 09:24:33 AM
Quote from: BH on January 30, 2012, 08:06:26 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 30, 2012, 06:50:39 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 29, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
Its back again.  Aventador vs McClaren MP-12C vs TWO Nobel M600s through Italy.  Nothing else to say.

Fixed.

I do get tired of them pretending that the whole thing isn't scripted, but nonetheless there are far worse things to watch on a Sunday evening.

Their budget must be unreal.

To be fair, they get lent the cars.  Indeed, the only reason there were two Nobles was that the clutch disintegrated on the first one, so Noble promptly put a guy in another car and made him drive it from England to Italy overnight.

The exposure these car companies get from Clarkson and co raving about their cars is absolutely priceless.  I wouldn't be surprised if they were paying the BBC to be involved.

If I recall correctly, the presenters made a big deal about having to buy a Dodge Challenger, rather than Chrysler lending one to them, when they were touring the States a few years back.
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