"A Boy Named Suh" & other stories from D. Stanton's wake. - Bears @ Det 12/5/10

[CubFaninHydePark]

Fuck these assholes. Not goddamn gutless fucking assholes, just assholes in need of a better half of football than that horse shit.

That Lions "drive" left me wondering whether the Bears defense has been watching too much Blackhawks hockey.

I'm thinking DJ Moore on Calvin Johnson is a mismatch. Call me crazy.

I'm thinking the bookends of the last minute of the first half and the first minute of the 2nd half are the shittiest 2 minutes of football the Bears have played all season, and maybe in years.

[CT III]

Fuck these assholes. Not goddamn gutless fucking assholes, just assholes in need of a better half of football than that horse shit.

That Lions "drive" left me wondering whether the Bears defense has been watching too much Blackhawks hockey.

I'm thinking DJ Moore on Calvin Johnson is a mismatch. Call me crazy.

Well, it's 11 on 11 and everyone else was busy so...

[Internet Apex]

Fuck these assholes. Not goddamn gutless fucking assholes, just assholes in need of a better half of football than that horse shit.

That Lions "drive" left me wondering whether the Bears defense has been watching too much Blackhawks hockey.

I'm thinking DJ Moore on Calvin Johnson is a mismatch. Call me crazy.

I'm thinking the bookends of the last minute of the first half and the first minute of the 2nd half are the shittiest 2 minutes of football the Bears have played all season, and maybe in years.

Probably the worst so far this season but the games vs. Cincinnati, Arizona, Baltimore and at Minnesota last year all featured shit way more heinous than this. The Lions do this every week. Most of the time they find a way to blow it. I'm getting nervous though.

[Saul Goodman]

Three-step drops please.

[SKO]

Thanks for not blocking the punter, Fucking Steltz.

[Internet Apex]

Borb Gould from 54. Time for a turnover, Drew. You can do it. Come on.

[Internet Apex]

Thanks for not blocking the punter, Fucking Steltz.

THI

I hate that douche so much. He's got Packer hair. Right that wrong, Jerry.

[Slaky]

No matter the outcome of this game, Earl Bennett is pretty good.

I also feel like Stanton thinks he's got big boy pants on and he's due for a major fuck up. Probably on the next Lions' possession.

[Tonker]

GET IN!

[Internet Apex]

No matter the outcome of this game, Earl Bennett is pretty good.

I also feel like Stanton thinks he's got big boy pants on and he's due for a major fuck up. Probably on the next Lions' possession.

There's my -3.5. Now, all I want for Christmas is a sack-fumble. PLEASE! Give it to me! (||)

[CT III]

Perfect sequence.  Personal foul on the Lions followed by a TD for the Bears.  Bears get the lead, Lions get their reason to bitch about how they were robbed.

Everybody wins.

[Slaky]

Perfect sequence.  Personal foul on the Lions followed by a TD for the Bears.  Bears get the lead, Lions get their reason to bitch about how they were robbed.

Everybody wins.

Unless they pop this thing into the end zone. But I still believe in a Stanton fuck up.

[Internet Apex]

Perfect sequence.  Personal foul on the Lions followed by a TD for the Bears.  Bears get the lead, Lions get their reason to bitch about how they were robbed.

Everybody wins.

*Nearly ROBFACED*

[R-V]

Earl the Pearl. A 100 yard receiver.

[Internet Apex]

Earl the Pearl. A 100 yard receiver.

His name is Earl.