Dead Pool 2011: The Race to Beat Huey Again

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Submitted. Yeah, it's late. Whatever.


Suck it.

Or, alternately, you can suck this...

e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of 2011, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)

It's a good thing I can read, therefore, I knew this fact before submitting my picks.

I guess it was pretty impertinent of me to tell you to "suck it," then.

You can imagine how foolish I must feel.

[Wheezer]

Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm working on compiling picks and the unveiling is imminent. Oleg-come-latelies should get their picks in ASAP (prepared to endure the 5-point Suck It penalty, natch).

In the meantime, I'm missing some or all date-of-birth info for the following:

Betty Loren-Maltese
Maggie Daley
Mary Gertrude Enig
Sam Adam Sr.
Tom Roeser

For Maggie Daley, I'm coming up with 1943. If I find nothing else, I'll set her DOB to 1/1/43, but it would be nice to confirm this.

For Loren-Maltese, there are a number of spammy sites with identical verbiage ("born c. 1949 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana"), but little by way of sourcing or specifics.

Mary Gertrude Enig is a tricky one: internets say 1931, which would have her jumping age brackets on her birthday this year, with an obvious impact points-wise.

I've got nothing at all at the moment on either Sam Adam Sr. or Tom Roeser.

Little help?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Okay... The Federal Inmate Locator puts Betty Loren-Maltese's age (presumably upon release in early 2010) at 61, which matches up with the "circa 1949" above.

If she dies this year, she'll be in her 60's, which is all that matters for purposes of scoring.

But the dead pool completist in me wants specifics, dammit!

[PenPho]

Okay... The Federal Inmate Locator puts Betty Loren-Maltese's age (presumably upon release in early 2010) at 61, which matches up with the "circa 1949" above.

If she dies this year, she'll be in her 60's, which is all that matters for purposes of scoring.

But the dead pool completist in me wants specifics, dammit!

Can't you just PM Wheezer about all these people?

[Gilgamesh]

Okay... The Federal Inmate Locator puts Betty Loren-Maltese's age (presumably upon release in early 2010) at 61, which matches up with the "circa 1949" above.

If she dies this year, she'll be in her 60's, which is all that matters for purposes of scoring.

But the dead pool completist in me wants specifics, dammit!

I, for one, applaud your dedication and intrepidity in this endeavour.

Huzzah, sir, huzzah!

[Wheezer]

Roeser is July 23, 1928, the fat fuck.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Can't you just PM Wheezer about all these people?

Surprisingly, only two of them are Wheezer picks.

The other three: TJ picks.

[Wheezer]

Just assume Enig is January 1. I'm sure it will sort itself out when she throws a plaque.

[PenPho]

I've got nothing at all at the moment on either Sam Adam Sr. or Tom Roeser.

Little help?

Maybe one of the lawyers here has access to the Illinois Bar Association member directory that provides birth dates?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I've got nothing at all at the moment on either Sam Adam Sr. or Tom Roeser.

Little help?

Maybe one of the lawyers here has access to the Illinois Bar Association member directory that provides birth dates?

I don't think you're gonna find very many good lawyers hanging around a place as rife with lawsuit dangers as Desipio, Pen.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Can't you just PM Wheezer about all these people?

Surprisingly, only two of them are Wheezer picks.

The other three: TJ picks.

I know of one other person who had Maggie Daley

[PenPho]

I've got nothing at all at the moment on either Sam Adam Sr. or Tom Roeser.

Little help?

Maybe one of the lawyers here has access to the Illinois Bar Association member directory that provides birth dates?

I don't think you're gonna find very many good lawyers hanging around a place as rife with lawsuit dangers as Desipio, Pen.

Who said anything about good lawyers?

[Wheezer]

For Maggie Daley, I'm coming up with 1943. If I find nothing else, I'll set her DOB to 1/1/43, but it would be nice to confirm this.

July 21, 1943 here.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

For Maggie Daley, I'm coming up with 1943. If I find nothing else, I'll set her DOB to 1/1/43, but it would be nice to confirm this.

July 21, 1943 here.

Solid.