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thehawk

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The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« on: January 12, 2011, 02:23:54 PM »
http://outfielding.tumblr.com/post/2715500194/in-soft-news-i-was-traded-to-the-cubs-this

And let me apologize to him in advance for using the neologim "favoritest" in the thread title
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 02:28:44 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on January 12, 2011, 02:23:54 PM
http://outfielding.tumblr.com/post/2715500194/in-soft-news-i-was-traded-to-the-cubs-this

And let me apologize to him in advance for using the neologim "favoritest" in the thread title

Fuck yeah.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »
QuoteThere's also that ridiculous picture I consented to take for a magazine, where I'm holding a polo mallet.  Ewwww. I was poorer then, and I thought I'd get to keep the jeans.  I was duped!



That's a croquet mallet, you FAG!

(But seriously, "and I thought I'd get to keep the jeans" made me laugh a lot.)
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 02:54:00 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 02:44:08 PM
QuoteThere's also that ridiculous picture I consented to take for a magazine, where I'm holding a polo mallet.  Ewwww. I was poorer then, and I thought I'd get to keep the jeans.  I was duped!

That's a croquet mallet, you FAG!

(But seriously, "and I thought I'd get to keep the jeans" made me laugh a lot.)

He has replaced Matt Murton in my avatar, and in my heart.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 02:59:01 PM »
Let's all buy Perez home and away and pajama jerseys.  TELL US HIS JERSEY NUMBER, MUSKRAT
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 03:02:14 PM »
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 03:05:59 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on January 12, 2011, 03:02:14 PM
And poetic.

Thrill's comment can be taken several ways.

"On September 5, 2009 at 11:00 am H.G. wrote:
I'll never look at a jock the same way again. "


Peter Korbel votes yes in his HOF vote.
"On March 23, 2010 at 11:01 pm Peter Korbel wrote:
i played baseball with fernando perez
back at columbia. the kid was a star from
the day he walked in the clubhouse. both
on and off the field. that was real. your
friend peter korbel. "
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 04:14:18 PM »
Yep, Fernando Perez is officially the reason I'll watch Spring Training. Make the team for ME.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2011, 04:38:20 PM »
Yeah.  I am posting this again.  You got a problem with that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQjt0Xzb5F8
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 05:46:40 PM »
So which one of you douchemaroos is going to invite him to shitty's?
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2011, 06:28:12 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 12, 2011, 04:38:20 PM
Yeah.  I am posting this again.  You got a problem with that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQjt0Xzb5F8

Not at all.  I would've just assumed you'd posted it twice because of dementia. 
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
Quote from: BBM on January 12, 2011, 05:46:40 PM
So which one of you douchemaroos is going to invite him to shitty's?

I will be first in line to give him a shirtless hug.
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thehawk

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2011, 07:33:47 PM »
Quote from: BBM on January 12, 2011, 05:46:40 PM
So which one of you douchemaroos is going to invite him to shitty's?
I did
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 12:00:50 AM »
So, Fernando Pisani, huh?

Ulcerative colitis FTW.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 07:54:21 AM »
Assuming his on-field career is probably never going to be stellar, maybe we can prep him for the booth with Pat Hughes.

And by "we" I literally mean "us." At Shitty's. After the shirtless hugs.
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