The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread

[morpheus]

I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.

I understand.  Not everyone can be as funny as Jim Belushi.

OK, I LOLed.

[CBStew]

Hey!   I discovered this terrific video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQjt0Xzb5F8

[ChuckD]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

Bryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

[Saul Goodman]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

Bryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

[ChuckD]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

Bryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Never forget.

[Internet Apex]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

Bryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Never forget.

Somebody had to fill Hoffpower's 15 EEEs.

[ChuckD]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

Bryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Never forget.

Somebody had to fill Hoffpower's 15 EEEs.

Look at these fucking intangibles.

Chicago Cubs' Fernando Perez(notes), left, applies eye black to teammate Carlos Pena prior to playing the Oakland Athletics in a spring training baseball game Sunday, Feb. 27, 2011, at HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz.

Team. Fucking. Player.

[ChuckD]

Who else can resemble Milton Bradley in one photo, and then do an impression of Corey Patterson's post-BP smugness in the next?



Ferning F. Perez

[ChuckD]

Seriously, shitdicks. Read this shit. So much gold from Ferning.

I have nothing bad to say about tampa, it isn't anyone's fault that people don't fill that stadium.  The recession doesn't help, ball games aren't exactly for everyone anymore ($$), but I think it's as simple as the traffic patterns that connect tampa to st. pete where tropicana field is situated.  With that situation ameliorated, the rays will get to start building the tradition that everyone associated with them (the fans, the players, the administration and staff) would like.

He just dropped "ameliorated" into a discussion about Tampa-St. Pete's traffic patterns!

I was very lucky to draw one extraordinary tool–I'm really fast.  While I am very humble and self-deprecating, probably to a fault, I'm not that way about my speed because I don't really have much to do with it.  My parents did it.  Pun intended.  Being faster than most everyone else is pretty neat.  It helps me cover more ground on defense, it helps me annoy defenses on offense; it would help in a bear attack–the bear probably isn't getting me if there's a few of us having a picnic.

Otherwise, I try to be a good teammate although i think it's overrated in a sense.   If i was a GM i think i'd rather have a 25 amazing players that were total pricks, over a bunch of sweethearts and model citizens having a 'good time' at the park. Its all about performance, and ultimately, wins, so if a volatile work environment fosters a 110 game winning team, fine.  But since Im not a GM and Im a player, I am a good teammate because I think there's so much distraction and negative stimulus that constantly threatens a team, a team can find solace in good citizenship and support from teammates.  The 25 brilliant performers that wore headphones all day, i wouldn't want to be a part of that team.  For me, the work environment is the most important thing, so i try to contribute to that.

He gets it.

Those guys are two of my favorite big-leaguers.  If they weren't I would skip this question.  I first met Carlos during my first Major League Spring training.  I was trying to lay-low and not get in the way of the veterans, and he sought me out since he hadn't yet met me, and shook my hand like I was important, like I was Don Zimmer or something.

Fuck ye...wait, what?

[Internet Apex]

He should do Old Spice commercials. (||)

[morpheus]

Who else can resemble Milton Bradley in one photo, and then do an impression of Corey Patterson's post-BP smugness in the next?



Ferning F. Perez

KKKernando?

[Armchair_QB]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

Bryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Gary Scott says hi.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Those guys are two of my favorite big-leaguers.  If they weren't I would skip this question.  I first met Carlos during my first Major League Spring training.  I was trying to lay-low and not get in the way of the veterans, and he sought me out since he hadn't yet met me, and shook my hand like I was important, like I was Don Zimmer or something.

Fuck ye...wait, what?

[Slaky]

FerningBoner.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

FerningBoner.

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/ferning

ferning /fern·ing/ (fern´ing) the appearance of a fernlike pattern in a dried specimen of cervical mucus or vaginal fluid, an indication of the presence of estrogen.