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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2011, 11:13:23 AM »
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I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.


I understand.  Not everyone can be as funny as Jim Belushi.

OK, I LOLed.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2011, 02:17:15 PM »
Hey!   I discovered this terrific video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQjt0Xzb5F8
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2011, 09:21:23 PM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

QuoteBryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2011, 09:33:47 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:21:23 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

QuoteBryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2011, 09:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:21:23 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

QuoteBryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Never forget.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2011, 10:01:17 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:21:23 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

QuoteBryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Never forget.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2011, 10:05:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 07, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:21:23 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

QuoteBryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Never forget.

Somebody had to fill Hoffpower's 15 EEEs.

Look at these fucking intangibles.



QuoteChicago Cubs' Fernando Perez(notes), left, applies eye black to teammate Carlos Pena prior to playing the Oakland Athletics in a spring training baseball game Sunday, Feb. 27, 2011, at HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz.

Team. Fucking. Player.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2011, 10:07:45 PM »
Who else can resemble Milton Bradley in one photo, and then do an impression of Corey Patterson's post-BP smugness in the next?



Ferning F. Perez

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2011, 10:23:53 PM »
Seriously, shitdicks. Read this shit. So much gold from Ferning.

QuoteI have nothing bad to say about tampa, it isn't anyone's fault that people don't fill that stadium.  The recession doesn't help, ball games aren't exactly for everyone anymore ($$), but I think it's as simple as the traffic patterns that connect tampa to st. pete where tropicana field is situated.  With that situation ameliorated, the rays will get to start building the tradition that everyone associated with them (the fans, the players, the administration and staff) would like.

He just dropped "ameliorated" into a discussion about Tampa-St. Pete's traffic patterns!

QuoteI was very lucky to draw one extraordinary tool–I'm really fast.  While I am very humble and self-deprecating, probably to a fault, I'm not that way about my speed because I don't really have much to do with it.  My parents did it.  Pun intended.  Being faster than most everyone else is pretty neat.  It helps me cover more ground on defense, it helps me annoy defenses on offense; it would help in a bear attack–the bear probably isn't getting me if there's a few of us having a picnic.

Otherwise, I try to be a good teammate although i think it's overrated in a sense.   If i was a GM i think i'd rather have a 25 amazing players that were total pricks, over a bunch of sweethearts and model citizens having a 'good time' at the park. Its all about performance, and ultimately, wins, so if a volatile work environment fosters a 110 game winning team, fine.  But since Im not a GM and Im a player, I am a good teammate because I think there's so much distraction and negative stimulus that constantly threatens a team, a team can find solace in good citizenship and support from teammates.  The 25 brilliant performers that wore headphones all day, i wouldn't want to be a part of that team.  For me, the work environment is the most important thing, so i try to contribute to that.

He gets it.

QuoteThose guys are two of my favorite big-leaguers.  If they weren't I would skip this question.  I first met Carlos during my first Major League Spring training.  I was trying to lay-low and not get in the way of the veterans, and he sought me out since he hadn't yet met me, and shook my hand like I was important, like I was Don Zimmer or something.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2011, 10:55:54 PM »
He should do Old Spice commercials. (||)
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2011, 11:41:07 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 10:07:45 PM
Who else can resemble Milton Bradley in one photo, and then do an impression of Corey Patterson's post-BP smugness in the next?



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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2011, 12:13:27 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 09:21:23 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AiPfOmjZSTsOTinTD.IGVE8RvLYF?gid=310307116

QuoteBryan LaHair's long single to the gap in right-center field scored Fernando Perez(notes) with the winning run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Perez had reached base on a one-out walk and had stolen second.

Fernando Perez: Clutch Spring Training hero.

Gary Scott says hi.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2011, 08:14:03 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2011, 10:23:53 PM
QuoteThose guys are two of my favorite big-leaguers.  If they weren't I would skip this question.  I first met Carlos during my first Major League Spring training.  I was trying to lay-low and not get in the way of the veterans, and he sought me out since he hadn't yet met me, and shook my hand like I was important, like I was Don Zimmer or something.

Fuck ye...wait, what?

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2011, 09:45:14 AM »
FerningBoner.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2011, 09:47:16 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 08, 2011, 09:45:14 AM
FerningBoner.

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/ferning

Quoteferning /fern·ing/ (fern´ing) the appearance of a fernlike pattern in a dried specimen of cervical mucus or vaginal fluid, an indication of the presence of estrogen.
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