Treat Rodgers Like He Treats Cancer Patients: NFC Championship Thread

[R-V]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

[morpheus]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

[Oleg]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

If they are close enough to try field goals on 3rd downs in order to keep said balance, will we allow that?

[CT III]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

They will also need to tackle well.  What would be really helpful is if they had some sort of machine designed for tackling people, or barring that, TIM SHAW.

[Oleg]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

They will also need to tackle well.  What would be really helpful is if they had some sort of machine designed for tackling people, or barring that, TIM SHAW.

Wait, TIM SHAW is not a machine?

[Quality Start Machine]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

They will also need to tackle well.  What would be really helpful is if they had some sort of machine designed for tackling people, or barring that, TIM SHAW.

Plus, the whole run/play action thing.

[R-V]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

They will also need to tackle well.  What would be really helpful is if they had some sort of machine designed for tackling people, or barring that, TIM SHAW.

Plus, the whole run/play action thing.

That's an even bigger worry than usual, considering that the WRONGED James Starks will be running WITH ANGER.

[Internet Apex]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

They will also need to tackle well.  What would be really helpful is if they had some sort of machine designed for tackling people, or barring that, TIM SHAW.

Plus, the whole run/play action thing.

That's an even bigger worry than usual, considering that the WRONGED James Starks will be running WITH ANGER.

He's got that tatted on his Johnson, I heard.

[morpheus]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They need to be sure to stay on their man in 11-on-11 coverage, and the number of runs must exactly equal the number of passes, even if they have to punt on 3rd down to force an even number of plays.

If they are close enough to try field goals on 3rd downs in order to keep said balance, will we allow that?

Actually, we probably need to make sure that the number of punts and field goal attempts are the same.  They can use the punt to set up the field goal.  Or something.

[flannj]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

[Internet Apex]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

DAMN THOSE RICKETTS'S

[Oleg]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

[Quality Start Machine]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

Keep throwing the ball at his nuts.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

Keep throwing the ball at his nuts.

Nice call.

May the updated "Longest Yard" never be referenced in these threads, BTW.

[CT III]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

Keep throwing the ball at his nuts.

Nice call.

May the updated "Longest Yard" never be referenced in these threads, BTW.

It wouldn't have been, if you hadn't done it yourself.

And Butkus also went to Illinois.  As did Halas.  Advantage: BURNS.