Treat Rodgers Like He Treats Cancer Patients: NFC Championship Thread

[SKO]

This may just be my Bears erection and blind optimism, but does anyone get the feeling that, since Martz had an incredibly unbalanced game plan against the Packers despite doing the exact opposite during the entire second half of the season, he's actually got a ton of shit to throw at Dom Capers that Capers won't see coming?

[Internet Apex]

This may just be my Bears erection and blind optimism, but does anyone get the feeling that, since Martz had an incredibly unbalanced game plan against the Packers despite doing the exact opposite during the entire second half of the season, he's actually got a ton of shit to throw at Dom Capers that Capers won't see coming?

I hope that's the case and that the shit he throws involves an assload of well-designed running plays that result in 15, 20 and 30+ gains for both backs. That would be 8===============D~~ ~~~ tastic.

[CT III]

This may just be my Bears erection and blind optimism, but does anyone get the feeling that, since Martz had an incredibly unbalanced game plan against the Packers despite doing the exact opposite during the entire second half of the season, he's actually got a ton of shit to throw at Dom Capers that Capers won't see coming?

Well probably, until you BLEW THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING BY POSTING THE PLAN ON THE INTERNET!


Nice job, Assange.

[SKO]

This may just be my Bears erection and blind optimism, but does anyone get the feeling that, since Martz had an incredibly unbalanced game plan against the Packers despite doing the exact opposite during the entire second half of the season, he's actually got a ton of shit to throw at Dom Capers that Capers won't see coming?

Well probably, until you BLEW THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING BY POSTING THE PLAN ON THE INTERNET!


Nice job, Assange.

Thanks a lot, Deep Goat.

[Brownie]

How about we treat Aaron Rodgers the way (in your best Facenda voice) great Lombardi-era throwback Forrest Gregg feels fit to treat opposing quarterbacks?

[BC]

The Bears didn't use much of the shotgun in that final game. I expect to see more of it this week to give Cutler a little extra time. As far as the running game goes, I think it was big to see Taylor finally get some decent runs this last week. If he and Forte can add up to 150 or so running yards, I think the Bears will likely win the game.

BEAT GREEN BAY!

[Eli]

If he and Forte can add up to 150 or so running yards, I think the Bears will likely win the game.

Unless they all come on one play...

[Quality Start Machine]

If he and Forte can add up to 150 or so running yards, I think the Bears will likely win the game.

Unless they all come on one play...

That would set up one helluva play action.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Not only don't they have teeth, but no dictionaries either.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Not only don't they have teeth, but no dictionaries either.

For fuck's sake'd

[BC]

Long odds? Are you fucking me Press-Gazette?

They have been the media's Favorite Team (TM) ALL SEASON.

Philly was only -1.5 against them (Vegas normally gives home teams 3 points)

Atlanta was -1 against them

THEY ARE THREE POINT FAVORITES, on the road, against the Bears

At 7:5, they are currently THE FAVORITE to get to the Super Bowl.

For the love of fucking goodness, those are some LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG odds.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Long odds? Are you fucking me Press-Gazette?

They have been the media's Favorite Team (TM) ALL SEASON.

Philly was only -1.5 against them (Vegas normally gives home teams 3 points)

Atlanta was -1 against them

THEY ARE THREE POINT FAVORITES, on the road, against the Bears

At 7:5, they are currently THE FAVORITE to get to the Super Bowl.

For the love of fucking goodness, those are some LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG odds.

Whatever.

Speaking as a Bears fan, I prefer it this way.  You might recall they were consistently dissed in similar fashion in 2006.  It beats having everyone walking around with your dong hanging out of their mouths before you've played a game.

[Quality Start Machine]

Long odds? Are you fucking me Press-Gazette?

They have been the media's Favorite Team (TM) ALL SEASON.

Philly was only -1.5 against them (Vegas normally gives home teams 3 points)

Atlanta was -1 against them

THEY ARE THREE POINT FAVORITES, on the road, against the Bears

At 7:5, they are currently THE FAVORITE to get to the Super Bowl.

For the love of fucking goodness, those are some LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG odds.

Whatever.

Speaking as a Bears fan, I prefer it this way.  You might recall they were consistently dissed in similar fashion in 2006.  It beats having everyone walking around with your dong hanging out of their mouths before you've played a game.

Easy for you to say, Mr. Too-Big-for-Anal.

[Andy]

Not only don't they have teeth, but no dictionaries either.

That $1,500 grocery giveaway is enough to feed the average Packers fan for nearly a week.

[Chuck to Chuck]

That $1,500 grocery giveaway is enough to feed the average Packers fan for nearly a week.

Depends how much is used for pork rinds.