Treat Rodgers Like He Treats Cancer Patients: NFC Championship Thread

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

Keep throwing the ball at his nuts.

Nice call.

May the updated "Longest Yard" never be referenced in these threads, BTW.

It wouldn't have been, if you hadn't done it yourself.

And Butkus also went to Illinois.  As did Halas.  Advantage: BURNS.

So did Jim Grabowski, whose name of course has become the symbolic apellation of BEAR NATION.  

SAH SIDGE!

Edit:  apprently, Grabowski also played for the Packers.  Oh great. Now what do we do?!?!

[Internet Apex]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

Keep throwing the ball at his nuts.

Nice call.

May the updated "Longest Yard" never be referenced in these threads, BTW.

It wouldn't have been, if you hadn't done it yourself.

And Butkus also went to Illinois.  As did Halas.  Advantage: BURNS.

So did Jim Grabowski, whose name of course has become the symbolic apellation of BEAR NATION.  

SAH SIDGE!

Edit:  apprently, Grabowski also played for the Packers.  Oh great. Now what do we do?!?!

We or you or whomever will always have the Big Cheyenne to lean on. He aint goin' nowhere anytime soon.

[Gilgamesh]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

They should only play offense in one direction.
Illinois kicked ass by doing that.

But Nitschke also went to Illinois!!!!!  Now what?!?!?!?!

Keep throwing the ball at his nuts.

Nice call.

May the updated "Longest Yard" never be referenced in these threads, BTW.

It wouldn't have been, if you hadn't done it yourself.

And Butkus also went to Illinois.  As did Halas.  Advantage: BURNS.

So did Jim Grabowski, whose name of course has become the symbolic apellation of BEAR NATION.  

SAH SIDGE!

Edit:  apprently, Grabowski also played for the Packers.  Oh great. Now what do we do?!?!

We or you or whomever will always have the Big Cheyenne to lean on. He aint goin' nowhere anytime soon.

Especially to Wyoming.

(unless we get two high-level prospects)

[SKO]

So other than scoring more points than the Packers, what do the Bears need to do to win? I am not opposed to Hester racking up a shit ton of return yardage on Sunday.

Play textbook Cover 2. I don't care what Starks did against the Eagles, their run game still sucks and they must be reminded of that fact. Make them completely one dimensional, take away the big play, and pressure Rodgers. Same shit they did at Lambeau. I really feel like the Bears defense has an advantage in the fact that you know, I know, and everyone in the world knows what they're going to line up and do 95% of the time and yet you still have to fucking beat them at it, so there's not really any secret plan Green Bay can come up with to suddenly flip the script, whereas Martz has a better chance of figuring out the changing schemes of that bastard Capers.

On the offense, they need to run the ball, and I think they can do that successfully. Green Bay's allowed 114 yards rushing per game this year, and Forte gashed them in the last game before Martz mysteriously went away from him, which I think was a part of giving Green Bay an entirely different look than they would possibly see in the playoffs. Outside of that, just play offense the way they have in the second half and get Webb some help against Matthews.

[Yeti]

[Internet Apex]

I'm ready for some fucking violence.

[BBM]

Hope Pepper's chokes the hell out of rodgers using rodger's championship belt.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Nice of the defense to show up.

[Saul Goodman]

Nice of the defense to show up.

And it begins.

[CubFaninHydePark]

And that 1st down run makes the decision to punt instead of go for it look brilliant.

[Eli]

After that nice little two-yard drive, the Bears' offense now has one touchdown in 26 possessions this year against the Packers.

[CubFaninHydePark]

A 10 yard net punt.  After a terrible hold on Taylor.  After Urlacher got undressed.

Seriously, there isn't a player or coach on this team right now that shouldn't be tossed in a guillotine at halftime.

[Waco Kid]

A 10 yard net punt.  After a terrible hold on Taylor.  After Urlacher got undressed.

Seriously, there isn't a player or coach on this team right now that shouldn't be tossed in a guillotine at halftime.

Coaching, defense, and  offense have all been terrible.

[Chuck to Chuck]

A 10 yard net punt.  After a terrible hold on Taylor.  After Urlacher got undressed.

Seriously, there isn't a player or coach on this team right now that shouldn't be tossed in a guillotine at halftime.

The Bears are who we thought they are in August?

[CubFaninHydePark]

Nice of the ref to take his cue from the Bears and mail in that INT reveiw to end the half.