2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[Saul Goodman]

Time to draft lots and lots of linemen.

[BH]

With the team exceeding expectations, should be easier than last year to get an offensive coordinator.

[Waco Kid]

Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

[BBM]

GIVE US MCNEILL!  HE IS LARGE AND PROTECTS QUARTERBACKS!

Ahh crap, I just read he signed a new contract.  So, scratch that idea. 

[Oleg]

Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

I swear my co-worker sitting behind said something to the affect of "Hanie moved the ball and if Cutler was int he game he wouldn't have been able to".  I muttered a few words about defense and The Packers being up 21-7.  He then said that Cutler wouldn't have been able to do that.  I turned around and he started yelling at me about my being right all the time and that no one could argue with me.

Yep, he's right about that.

[BBM]

Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

Sign Ortman to a lifetime contract.  Neckbeards don't get torn ACLs.

[Internet Apex]

Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

Sign Ortman to a lifetime contract.  Neckbeards don't get torn ACLs.

Say this for Ortman though. He only got hurt during a humongous game once. And that was in college.

[fiveouts]

Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball? 

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball? 

Inasmuch as that would detract from the quest for a reasonable facsimile of an NFL offensive line, probably.

I've had enough of the Bears trying to build the team backwards.

[BBM]

Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball?  

Devin Aromashodu perhaps? You didn't say anything about catching the ball.

[BH]

Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball? 

Inasmuch as that would detract from the quest for a reasonable facsimile of an NFL offensive line, probably.

I've had enough of the Bears trying to build the team backwards.

Thrill's retiring his bears shirt! HE'S HAD ENOUGH.

[Tony]

Everyone knows they should be drafting offensive linemen, so the question is...how many defensive ends does Angelo draft? I say two, in the first and third rounds.

[Internet Apex]

Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball?  

Devin Aromashodu perhaps? You didn't say anything about catching the ball.

Devin Aromoshadu is only 5'8. He just looks tall standing next to other Bear receivers. #Fact

[Saul Goodman]

Everyone knows they should be drafting offensive linemen, so the question is...how many defensive ends does Angelo draft? I say two, in the first and third rounds.

Actually the OL will be fixed in a Cutler trade to protect new Bears backup QB Donovan McNabb as he throws to Chad Eightyfive after Hanie's injured making his fourth tackle on his fourth interception in the first Green Bay game. Veteran savvy!

[CBStew]

Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

I swear my co-worker sitting behind said something to the affect of "Hanie moved the ball and if Cutler was int he game he wouldn't have been able to".  I muttered a few words about defense and The Packers being up 21-7.  He then said that Cutler wouldn't have been able to do that.  I turned around and he started yelling at me about my being right all the time and that no one could argue with me.

Yep, he's right about that.

When you got it, flaunt it.