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Slaky

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2011, 09:31:58 AM »
Our own R-V trolls one or all of Biggsy's seven chins on Twitter:


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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM »
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2011, 12:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

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Wonder what Tim Shaw is up to right now... [dream sequence/lotion/old t-shirt/Doritos]

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #48 on: March 22, 2011, 12:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 22, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

Intrepid Reader: Biggsy

Wonder what Tim Shaw is up to right now... [dream sequence/lotion/old t-shirt/Doritos]

Thanks for the reminder, I just laid some Shawbait for the big lug on my twitter machine.

QuoteKickoffs from the 35 = more touchbacks = less bone jarring tackles by the Tim Shaws of the world, right?

Will he bite this time?

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2011, 12:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

Maybe the competition committee can lend a hand to the NBA and eliminate the dunk and the 3-point shot, and then go to baseball and outlaw the slide, the curveball and the slurve.

PLAYER SAFETY ABOVE ALL!!!!!!!

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #50 on: March 22, 2011, 12:29:09 PM »
Quote from: R-V on March 22, 2011, 12:18:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 22, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

Intrepid Reader: Biggsy

Wonder what Tim Shaw is up to right now... [dream sequence/lotion/old t-shirt/Doritos]

Thanks for the reminder, I just laid some Shawbait for the big lug on my twitter machine.

QuoteKickoffs from the 35 = more touchbacks = less bone jarring tackles by the Tim Shaws of the world, right?

Will he bite this time?

Did you @ him?

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #51 on: March 22, 2011, 12:37:06 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 22, 2011, 12:29:09 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 22, 2011, 12:18:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 22, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

Intrepid Reader: Biggsy

Wonder what Tim Shaw is up to right now... [dream sequence/lotion/old t-shirt/Doritos]

Thanks for the reminder, I just laid some Shawbait for the big lug on my twitter machine.

QuoteKickoffs from the 35 = more touchbacks = less bone jarring tackles by the Tim Shaws of the world, right?

Will he bite this time?

Did you @ him?

Oh yeah. I am aware of all internet customs.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #52 on: March 22, 2011, 12:43:49 PM »
Quote from: R-V on March 22, 2011, 12:18:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 22, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 22, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Enjoy the kickoffs from the 35 yard line next year. The score is reporting they received the press release saying the change is official.

Intrepid Reader: Biggsy

Wonder what Tim Shaw is up to right now... [dream sequence/lotion/old t-shirt/Doritos]

Thanks for the reminder, I just laid some Shawbait for the big lug on my twitter machine.

QuoteKickoffs from the 35 = more touchbacks = less bone jarring tackles by the Tim Shaws of the world, right?

Will he bite this time?

I'm sure he'll eat something.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2011, 10:54:26 PM »
Nothing about Jay's engagement?

Yeah, I don't care either.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2011, 12:30:02 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2011, 06:19:48 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 27, 2011, 12:30:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
Nothing about Jay's engagement?

Yeah, I don't care either.

Start here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7734.msg239987#msg239987

I missed the trade of Jay Cutler from the Bears to the NFL.  /butthurt
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2011, 06:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 27, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 27, 2011, 12:30:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
Nothing about Jay's engagement?

Yeah, I don't care either.

Start here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7734.msg239987#msg239987

I missed the trade of Jay Cutler from the Bears to the NFL.  /butthurt

You'll have to forgive BH. He's new here.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2011, 06:28:43 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 27, 2011, 06:25:46 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 27, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 27, 2011, 12:30:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
Nothing about Jay's engagement?

Yeah, I don't care either.

Start here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7734.msg239987#msg239987

I missed the trade of Jay Cutler from the Bears to the NFL.  /butthurt

You'll have to forgive BH. He's new here.

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Maybe Fork could tell us about a time he was new and how long it took him to adapt.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2011, 09:27:28 AM »
So who is the Worst GM in the History of Sportz going to pick? Surprisingly readable breakdown of the possibilities here:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0428-pompei-bears-chicago--20110427,0,1674956.column

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2011, 09:35:18 AM »
Quote from: R-V on April 28, 2011, 09:27:28 AM
So who is the Worst GM in the History of Sportz going to pick? Surprisingly readable breakdown of the possibilities here:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0428-pompei-bears-chicago--20110427,0,1674956.column

Oh, fuck. Hendry is with the Bears now?