2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[CBStew]

What? No one else is excited about Brandon Meriweather just falling into the Bears' lap? If he can stay out of trouble he's an awesome safety.

  Sounds like a character in Gone With the Wind.

Which one?

In the opening scene when Mizz Scarlet is getting ready to eat Bah Be Cue with the Tarleton twins  (otherwise known as Clark Kent and his brother) I could have sworn that Brandon Mera-weatheh was mentioned.

Did they say he was a prick?

Only in the Director's cut.

[Internet Apex]

What? No one else is excited about Brandon Meriweather just falling into the Bears' lap? If he can stay out of trouble he's an awesome safety.

  Sounds like a character in Gone With the Wind.

Which one?

In the opening scene when Mizz Scarlet is getting ready to eat Bah Be Cue with the Tarleton twins  (otherwise known as Clark Kent and his brother) I could have sworn that Brandon Mera-weatheh was mentioned.

Did they say he was a prick?

Only in the Director's cut.

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[J. Walter Weatherman]

PAY THE MAN.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/jensen/8756031-452/jensen-if-bears-arent-on-ball-earl-bennett-could-be-snapped-up-fast-in-free.html

[BBM]

TADAY IST A SAAD DAY MY FRENTS.  DALE SANSABELTED WUZ FYYRED BY DA BEARSE.  EMSTINK IS TERRIBLE!

[Saul Goodman]

DEY BETTER NOT DUMP URLACHER DAT GUY KNOWS WHAT BEIN A CHICAGO BEAR IS ALL ABOUT

[Slaky]

This is going to be hilarious assuming the Bears don't lag in making any changes to their staff.

I assume Lovie stays and Tice goes.

[Gilgamesh]

This is going to be hilarious assuming the Bears don't lag in making any changes to their staff.

I assume Lovie stays and Tice goes.

Let the Jeremy Bates offensive era begin.

That'll be five coordinators in six years, I believe.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

TADAY IST A SAAD DAY MY FRENTS.

6 goals and 8 assists in 25 games for Rockford.

[Slaky]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

Or let's hire a head coach who can stick around for a decade and do better than half as many playoff seasons as non-playoff seasons.

[SKO]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

Or let's hire a head coach who can stick around for a decade and do better than half as many playoff seasons as non-playoff seasons.

I don't think he's calling you a meatball for wanting Lovie fired at this point. You're a meatball for many other reasons. I think he's mostly just saying that those who salivated over his firing when he went 7-9 the year after a Superbowl trip will have their day, and it will be entertaining.

[CT III]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

Or let's hire a head coach who can stick around for a decade and do better than half as many playoff seasons as non-playoff seasons.

I don't think he's calling you a meatball for wanting Lovie fired at this point. You're a meatball for many other reasons. I think he's mostly just saying that those who salivated over his firing when he went 7-9 the year after a Superbowl trip will have their day, and it will be entertaining.

I THINK WE GOTTA GET DAT BILL COWARD GUY OUTTA RETIRMENT MY FRENTS!!!  HE'S GOT A CHICAGO PEDIGREE BECAUSE HE ONCE BROKE JEFF FISHER'S LEG IN A GAME!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

Or let's hire a head coach who can stick around for a decade and do better than half as many playoff seasons as non-playoff seasons.

I don't think he's calling you a meatball for wanting Lovie fired at this point. You're a meatball for many other reasons. I think he's mostly just saying that those who salivated over his firing when he went 7-9 the year after a Superbowl trip will have their day, and it will be entertaining.

Why waste our time with such trifles when we could be getting to work hiring a new head coach?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

Or let's hire a head coach who can stick around for a decade and do better than half as many playoff seasons as non-playoff seasons.

I don't think he's calling you a meatball for wanting Lovie fired at this point. You're a meatball for many other reasons. I think he's mostly just saying that those who salivated over his firing when he went 7-9 the year after a Superbowl trip will have their day, and it will be entertaining.

I didn't take it as a shot against me.  Just...why worry about the meatball take today?   I'm excited that the Bears at least have a decisive GM in place.

[R-V]

Lovie is gone. Let's fire up the meatball wagon.

Or let's hire a head coach who can stick around for a decade and do better than half as many playoff seasons as non-playoff seasons.

I don't think he's calling you a meatball for wanting Lovie fired at this point. You're a meatball for many other reasons. I think he's mostly just saying that those who salivated over his firing when he went 7-9 the year after a Superbowl trip will have their day, and it will be entertaining.

I didn't take it as a shot against me.  Just...why worry about the meatball take today?   I'm excited that the Bears at least have a decisive GM in place.

"You're a meatball for many other reasons" is the winning line of the day.

The mickball is correct though - it's great to see a Bears decision made quickly instead of having to wait for the next McCaskey family dinner so they could decide to hire a search firm to decide what decisions needed to be made so those decisions could then be discussed at the next family dinner.