2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[PenFoe]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

I sincerely hope they clean that couch after each filming.

At least they replaced the old couch after the Russ Grimm Unpleasantness.

I wonder how many Desipervs understand Thrill's reference.

I'm admitting nothing.

Everyone but Kurt, I assume.

[flannj]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

I sincerely hope they clean that couch after each filming.

At least they replaced the old couch after the Russ Grimm Unpleasantness.

I wonder how many Desipervs understand Thrill's reference.

I'm admitting nothing.

Raises hand.
I'm usually pretty clueless when it comes to this place but every once in a while I get one in my wheelhouse.

[Internet Apex]

I don't know what it is.

[Gilgamesh]

I don't know what it is.

Liar.

[Saul Goodman]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

[Quality Start Machine]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

[flannj]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

[Yeti]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Emery is just interviewing them to send the interviews to other GMs all around the world so the coach can make $1000-$5000 a day

[Eli]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Sex

[Oleg]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

[PenFoe]

Obviously there is relevant context for this, but I'm choosing to ignore all of it because hilarious.

[Yeti]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

Well, they likely are dumb, but possibly not duped: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

Well, they likely are dumb, but possibly not duped: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

"Possibly"?

Next you'll tell me the Bang Bus guys weren't actually finding random sluts on the street who were down to DTF in the back of someone's van.

[Gilgamesh]

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

Well, they likely are dumb, but possibly not duped: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

"Possibly"?

Next you'll tell me the Bang Bus guys weren't actually finding random sluts on the street who were down to DTF in the back of someone's van.

Intrepid Reader Yetti: "Anyone in the market to buy a slightly used van?"

[Oleg]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

Well, they likely are dumb, but possibly not duped: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.