2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[Saul Goodman]

down to DTF

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[J. Walter Weatherman]

down to DTF

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If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants.

[Richard Chuggar]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

Well, they likely are dumb, but possibly not duped: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

[Oleg]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

[Tonker]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

So, no xhamster either?  Good God man, it's not like you're TDubbs, smashing in the back doors of anything that bends over long enough.  I mean, you probably have secks more often than me, but God knows that's not saying much.  What the fuck have you been doing?  Redtube?  I wouldn't wank over that if it was on fire.

[Yeti]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

So, no xhamster either?  Good God man, it's not like you're TDubbs, smashing in the back doors of anything that bends over long enough.  I mean, you probably have secks more often than me, but God knows that's not saying much.  What the fuck have you been doing?  Redtube?  I wouldn't wank over that if it was on fire.

submityourflicks is great if you want to find average looking people banging other average looking people.

[Quality Start Machine]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

So, no xhamster either?  Good God man, it's not like you're TDubbs, smashing in the back doors of anything that bends over long enough.  I mean, you probably have secks more often than me, but God knows that's not saying much.  What the fuck have you been doing?  Redtube?  I wouldn't wank over that if it was on fire.

xhamster is the go-to for any clips of Desiree Cousteau, Seka, or any of the other Swedish Erotica greats.

[Oleg]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

So, no xhamster either?  Good God man, it's not like you're TDubbs, smashing in the back doors of anything that bends over long enough.  I mean, you probably have secks more often than me, but God knows that's not saying much.  What the fuck have you been doing?  Redtube?  I wouldn't wank over that if it was on fire.

xhamster is the go-to for any clips of Desiree Cousteau, Seka, or any of the other Swedish Erotica greats.

Consider me learned.  This has the makings of the best Bears off-season ever.

[morpheus]

Bears-related hilarity.

[Internet Apex]

They've got to be kidding.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) -- Minnesota assistants Mike Singletary and Mike Priefer will interview for the Chicago head coaching vacancy.

Vikings coach Leslie Frazier confirmed Tuesday that the Bears made the request. There are at least 10 other coaches reported to be under consideration to replace the fired Lovie Smith in Chicago.

After an unsuccessful stint as coach of the San Francisco 49ers, Singletary was hired by his former Bears teammate Frazier to be a linebackers coach and a special assistant. He's been with the Vikings for two years.

Priefer has completed two seasons as special teams coordinator, helping steer the organization's decision to cut veteran kicker Ryan Longwell and draft Blair Walsh, who made the Pro Bowl as a rookie this year.

Rooney Rule, dude.

More like Bears Organization Asking Emery To Do A Favor For An Old Great-Rule.

They satisfied the Rooney Rule with the Falcons special teams guy.

This apparently is the newly-formed "Emery Rule" where you have to interview at least one person born in every state in the country.

It all starts to make sense once you get a look at the office Emery is using for the interviews...

So there actually is no Bears head coaching job, then.

something something "head" coaching something

Emery is a hands on General Manager.
So he's going to go deep into the selection process.
He'll be drained at the conclusion.

Sex

With really, really stupid women.

Well, they likely are dumb, but possibly not duped: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

Now I know what this is. So, people thought this shit was real and had the audacity to claim that the actresses were stupid and gullible? Ok.

[PenFoe]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

So, no xhamster either?  Good God man, it's not like you're TDubbs, smashing in the back doors of anything that bends over long enough.  I mean, you probably have secks more often than me, but God knows that's not saying much.  What the fuck have you been doing?  Redtube?  I wouldn't wank over that if it was on fire.

submityourflicks is great if you want to see videos of my ex-girlfriends find average looking people banging other average looking people.

Let's just be honest'd

[Tonker]

Well, I just learned there's a site called pornhub. OK.

Seriously?

Yep.  Maybe I knew before and just repressed it or something.  Maybe youporn and redtube met my free, online porn needs.  I dunno...whatever.

So, no xhamster either?  Good God man, it's not like you're TDubbs, smashing in the back doors of anything that bends over long enough.  I mean, you probably have secks more often than me, but God knows that's not saying much.  What the fuck have you been doing?  Redtube?  I wouldn't wank over that if it was on fire.

submityourflicks is great if you want to see pictures of birds with gashes like badly-packed kebabs videos of my ex-girlfriends find average looking people banging other average looking people.

Let's just be honest'd

Even more honest'd

[CBStew]

While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Jim Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him.  

[Chuck to Chuck]

While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Video of it.

[Saul Goodman]

While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Mike? Is this a nickname I don't know about?