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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #240 on: January 13, 2013, 03:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 13, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Mike? Is this a nickname I don't know about?

I took it as a potshot at Singletary, but I'll defer to the source for an explanation.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #241 on: January 13, 2013, 06:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2013, 03:24:16 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 13, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Mike? Is this a nickname I don't know about?

I took it as a potshot at Singletary, but I'll defer to the source for an explanation.

The first one stands for BYOBB, the second one is a typo.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #242 on: January 13, 2013, 07:16:26 PM »
Quote from: CT III on January 13, 2013, 06:47:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2013, 03:24:16 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 13, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Mike? Is this a nickname I don't know about?

I took it as a potshot at Singletary, but I'll defer to the source for an explanation.

The first one stands for BYOBB, the second one is a typo.

You mean all pro football coaches aren't named "Mike"?
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #243 on: January 13, 2013, 07:25:03 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 07:16:26 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 13, 2013, 06:47:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2013, 03:24:16 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 13, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Mike? Is this a nickname I don't know about?

I took it as a potshot at Singletary, but I'll defer to the source for an explanation.

The first one stands for BYOBB, the second one is a typo.

You mean all pro football coaches aren't named "Mike"?

Some are named Sam or Will.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #244 on: January 13, 2013, 07:29:59 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 13, 2013, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 07:16:26 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 13, 2013, 06:47:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 13, 2013, 03:24:16 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 13, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 13, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
While I certainly enjoyed the 49'ers dissection of the Packers, what got the biggest rise out of me was Mike Harbaugh.  With 1:07 left to play and his team up 45 to 24, the Niners have an interception taken away and are hit with a pass interference penalty.  He runs screaming onto the field and starts stomping his foot and jumping up and down in place as though his big brother took a toy away from him. 

Mike? Is this a nickname I don't know about?

I took it as a potshot at Singletary, but I'll defer to the source for an explanation.

The first one stands for BYOBB, the second one is a typo.

You mean all pro football coaches aren't named "Mike"?

Some are named Sam or Will.

Dammit, I misplaced my "validated linebacker joke" stamp.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #245 on: January 15, 2013, 11:11:23 AM »
Dave Toub leaving Bears to join Chiefs.

This doesn't feel like good news for Bears fans.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #246 on: January 15, 2013, 11:16:54 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on January 15, 2013, 11:11:23 AM
Dave Toub leaving Bears to join Chiefs.

This doesn't feel like good news for Bears fans.

Meh.

Bring on Trestman the Jew and let's do this.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #247 on: January 15, 2013, 11:25:51 AM »
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #248 on: January 15, 2013, 11:29:33 AM »
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #249 on: January 15, 2013, 11:30:46 AM »
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #250 on: January 15, 2013, 11:31:39 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:16:54 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 15, 2013, 11:11:23 AM
Dave Toub leaving Bears to join Chiefs.

This doesn't feel like good news for Bears fans.

Meh.

Bring on Trestman the Jew and let's do this.

Marv Levy?

Trestman is even better.

Not just a Jew, a lawyer.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #251 on: January 15, 2013, 11:36:35 AM »

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #252 on: January 15, 2013, 11:48:32 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:36:35 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:16:54 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 15, 2013, 11:11:23 AM
Dave Toub leaving Bears to join Chiefs.

This doesn't feel like good news for Bears fans.

Meh.

Bring on Trestman the Jew and let's do this.

Marv Levy?

Trestman is a Jewish man.

So pen thought Toub would interview for the bears HC job, get turned down, then remain on the staff to work for the guy he was passed over for? That feels about right.

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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #253 on: January 15, 2013, 11:55:33 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 15, 2013, 11:48:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:36:35 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:16:54 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 15, 2013, 11:11:23 AM
Dave Toub leaving Bears to join Chiefs.

This doesn't feel like good news for Bears fans.

Meh.

Bring on Trestman the Jew and let's do this.

Marv Levy?

Trestman is a Jewish man.

So pen thought Toub would interview for the bears HC job, get turned down, then remain on the staff to work for the guy he was passed over for? That feels about right.

I did?

I don't remember thinking that.

I just remember thinking it was generally bad to lose good people.
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Re: 2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread
« Reply #254 on: January 15, 2013, 11:56:31 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 15, 2013, 11:48:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:36:35 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 15, 2013, 11:16:54 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 15, 2013, 11:11:23 AM
Dave Toub leaving Bears to join Chiefs.

This doesn't feel like good news for Bears fans.

Meh.

Bring on Trestman the Jew and let's do this.

Marv Levy?

Trestman is a Jewish man.

So pen thought Toub would interview for the bears HC job, get turned down, then remain on the staff to work for the guy he was passed over for? That feels about right.

How would that have been worse than joining the Chiefs sans promotion?
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