2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Fine, if no one else is going to do it.

Trestman's slightly too old for Yeti-bait daughters.

19 and 21.

They look like solid 8s, but the promise of free Bears tickets pushes them over 9.

Which is surprising, since Marc looks a little like James Carville with thicker eyebrows and some more hair.

Is there anyone Trestman doesn't look like?

Lovie Smith.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I for one welcome our Harbaugh overlords.

[CBStew]

I for one welcome our Harbaugh overlords.

That was a really bad call on the Falcons' pass reception with two minutes to go.  But I was so pleased that it was made so that I could watch JIM Harbaugh jump up and down, throwing one of his patented tantrums.  I now realize that the reason I watch 49er games is to see how mishugah this guy is.

[Internet Apex]

I'm already sick of Harbaughs and will avoid this Super Bowl for as long as I possibly can - which is until somebody lines up a shit load of fattening food in close proximity to a television showing it.

[Slaky]

I'm already sick of Harbaughs and will avoid this Super Bowl for as long as I possibly can - which is until somebody lines up a shit load of fattening food in close proximity to a television showing it.

Harbaughs or not I just don't care about either team. One of them will win and it won't mean dick to me.

Congrats to one of them.

[CBStew]

I for one welcome our Harbaugh overlords.

That was a really bad call on the Falcons' pass reception with two minutes to go.  But I was so pleased that it was made so that I could watch JIM Harbaugh jump up and down, throwing one of his patented tantrums.  I now realize that the reason I watch 49er games is to see how mishugah this guy is.

http://twitpic.com/bwxwby

[PenFoe]

But seriously, fuck the Ravens sideways.

[SKO]

Jim Harbaugh can yell and scream and act like a fucking maniac all he wants. I wish he was the head coach of the Bears.

[PenFoe]

Jim Harbaugh can yell and scream and act like a fucking maniac all he wants. I wish he was the head coach of the Bears.

If you root for any team other than the Patriots, this should probably be your opinion.

[SKO]

Jim Harbaugh can yell and scream and act like a fucking maniac all he wants. I wish he was the head coach of the Bears.

If you root for any team other than the Patriots, this should probably be your opinion.

I mean, it certainly helps that he inherited a ludicrously talented, underperforming defense and Trent Baalke seems to be a fine GM after the Anthony Davis/Iupati/Aldon Smith picks, but what he's done with Alex Smith, and then Kaepernick after what he did at Stanford...the man might strangle kittens in his basement each night for all I know or care, but he can coach a football team.

[Internet Apex]

Jim Harbaugh can yell and scream and act like a fucking maniac all he wants. I wish he was the head coach of the Bears.

If you root for any team other than the Patriots, this should probably be your opinion.

I mean, it certainly helps that he inherited a ludicrously talented, underperforming defense and Trent Baalke seems to be a fine GM after the Anthony Davis/Iupati/Aldon Smith picks, but what he's done with Alex Smith, and then Kaepernick after what he did at Stanford...the man might strangle kittens in his basement each night for all I know or care, but he can coach a football team.

But if he's not going to coach the Bears, might as well launch him and his brother into the sun.

[SKO]

Jim Harbaugh can yell and scream and act like a fucking maniac all he wants. I wish he was the head coach of the Bears.

If you root for any team other than the Patriots, this should probably be your opinion.

I mean, it certainly helps that he inherited a ludicrously talented, underperforming defense and Trent Baalke seems to be a fine GM after the Anthony Davis/Iupati/Aldon Smith picks, but what he's done with Alex Smith, and then Kaepernick after what he did at Stanford...the man might strangle kittens in his basement each night for all I know or care, but he can coach a football team.

But if he's not going to coach the Bears, might as well launch him and his brother into the sun.

No, because it'll make his inevitable defeats at the hands of Marc Trestman in seven consecutive NFC title games all that much sweeter, because he'll rage and rage while Trestman just pats his combover and talks about guys who really love football being the key or whatever it is that he does.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

... because he'll rage and rage while Trestman just pats his combover...

I don't think "comb-over" does that 'do justice. It's more of a comb-back or something. With plugs.

[R-V]

... because he'll rage and rage while Trestman just pats his combover...

I don't think "comb-over" does that 'do justice. It's more of a comb-back or something. With plugs.

Has a Stan Sitwell comparison been made yet on this werbsite?

[Slaky]

... because he'll rage and rage while Trestman just pats his combover...

I don't think "comb-over" does that 'do justice. It's more of a comb-back or something. With plugs.

Has a Stan Sitwell comparison been made yet on this werbsite?

Nothing has been made on this website since the Clinton administration.