2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[PenFoe]

Furthermore: http://smartfootball.com/quarterbacking/tim-tebows-last-chance, http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2013/04/can-tim-tebow-be-fixed-what-about-jay.html.

In all sincerity, that wasn't a terrible blog post.

[SKO]

Furthermore: http://smartfootball.com/quarterbacking/tim-tebows-last-chance, http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2013/04/can-tim-tebow-be-fixed-what-about-jay.html.

In all sincerity, that wasn't a terrible blog post.

Appreciated. In all honesty, I find Tebow an interesting player and would root for him in earnest if the bullshit storm around him wasn't so awful, because those raw skills are undeniable.

[Yeti]

Long. Winded.

[SKO]

Long. Winded.

A football question was asked in the middle of June. Tonk knew what he was getting into.

[Quality Start Machine]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

[Tonker]

Long. Winded.

A football question was asked in the middle of June. Tonk knew what he was getting into.

Yeah.  TL;DR

Seriously, though, thanks.  It's about what I expected to hear, I think.

[PenFoe]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

[Quality Start Machine]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

Yeah, like I'd reference anybody from the last 20 years.

[SKO]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

It was Bobby Douglass. Bobby, like Tim, was also a lefty. I think I've made a Tebow-Douglass mention before, actually.

[Internet Apex]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

[SKO]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

Play action quarterback draw

[Quality Start Machine]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

Play action quarterback draw

Wishbone.

[Internet Apex]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

Play action quarterback draw

At a November 2003 Bears game I saw a sign that said, "Dear Pittsburgh: Thanks for Ramirez, Lofton & Simon. Take Stewart back."

I still think about that sign and laugh. And then I drink heavily and wait to die.

[SKO]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

Play action quarterback draw

At a November 2003 Bears game I saw a sign that said, "Dear Pittsburgh: Thanks for Ramirez, Lofton & Simon. Take Stewart back."

I still think about that sign and laugh. And then I drink heavily and wait to die.

Yeah but every time I dust off the PS2 I pop in Madden 2004 and run a HB pass from A-Train to Slash up on the sideline and it rules.

[PenFoe]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

Play action quarterback draw

At a November 2003 Bears game I saw a sign that said, "Dear Pittsburgh: Thanks for Ramirez, Lofton & Simon. Take Stewart back."

I still think about that sign and laugh. And then I drink heavily and wait to die.

Considering the baseball guys were via trade and Kordell was a free agent, that is a stupid sign.