2011 - 20?? Bears Offseason(s) Thread

[Slaky]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Did I ever tell you guys about the time my friends got in a fight with him and his fuckheaded son at Cubby Bear North because we were openly rooting against Kansas in the Final Four?

Of course I did.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Did I ever tell you guys about the time my friends got in a fight with him and his fuckheaded son at Cubby Bear North because we were openly rooting against Kansas in the Final Four?

Of course I did.

I recall this.  For some reason, I thought it was a Bob Avellini encounter, though.  Awesome no matter who the fuckbucket it was.

[Internet Apex]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Without clicking, I just assumed this was Kordell Stewart and I got a healthy case of preemptive butthurt.

His Bears tenure permanently Costanza'd my KordellBoner but there was a time I cut diamonds with it after seeing him poop in Michigan and Indy's cereal bowls in consecutive seasons. Slash was my guy. Now, he's a guy. Who probably likes guys.

Play action quarterback draw

At a November 2003 Bears game I saw a sign that said, "Dear Pittsburgh: Thanks for Ramirez, Lofton & Simon. Take Stewart back."

I still think about that sign and laugh. And then I drink heavily and wait to die.

Considering the baseball guys were via trade and Kordell was a free agent, that is a stupid sign.

Yeah, what an awful, awful sign. I boo my memory of it! BOOOOO! Fuck you, memory. Go the fuck back to Pittsburgh.

[SKO]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Did I ever tell you guys about the time my friends got in a fight with him and his fuckheaded son at Cubby Bear North because we were openly rooting against Kansas in the Final Four?

Of course I did.

I recall this.  For some reason, I thought it was a Bob Avellini encounter, though.  Awesome no matter who the fuckbucket it was.

I'd like to hear this story. It must have been Douglass, since he went to Kansas.

[Shooter]

So a QB with rocks in his head who is a shitty passer, but can run like a motherfucker?

Where have we seen that before?

Did I ever tell you guys about the time my friends got in a fight with him and his fuckheaded son at Cubby Bear North because we were openly rooting against Kansas in the Final Four?

Of course I did.

Did he tell you about the time he drove the wrong way down one of the busiest streets in Madison just prior to being stopped for DUI?

[Saul Goodman]

Aaron Hernandez is now a free agent.  Go get 'im, Phil!

[BH]

Aaron Hernandez is now a free agent.  Go get 'im, Phil!

I thought Hernandez destroyed all the surveillance info at his house? Apparently he isn't very smart on how to do it.

[PenFoe]

Aaron Hernandez is now a free agent.  Go get 'im, Phil!

I thought Hernandez destroyed all the surveillance info at his house? Apparently he isn't very smart on how to do it.

Right after the part where he walked in with a gun in his hand and went to turn it off.

[Saul Goodman]

Aaron Hernandez is now a free agent.  Go get 'im, Phil!

I thought Hernandez destroyed all the surveillance info at his house? Apparently he isn't very smart on how to do it.

Right after the part where he walked in with a gun in his hand and went to turn it off.

This image made me laugh, but then I saw this on the Deadspins:

When the three—minus Lloyd—returned to Hernandez's house, surveillance cameras showed someone carrying a gun into his house, down to the basement, and that's when cameras were shut off.