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How much snow do we expect this upcoming snowstorm to yield by 7 pm Wednesday at O'Hare?

30"+
24-29"
18-23"
12-17"
6-11"
4-6"
2-3"
0.5"-1.5"
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Voting closed: February 01, 2011, 04:48:52 PM

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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #75 on: February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM »
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #76 on: February 03, 2011, 09:27:58 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
From the AP article summarizing the storm:

QuoteThe system was blamed for at least 12 deaths, including a homeless man who burned to death on Long Island as he tried to light cans of cooking fuel and a woman in Oklahoma City who was killed while being pulled behind a truck on a sled that hit a guard rail.

I guess we can update the board now.

How about the guy who was at Diversey Harbor?

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #77 on: February 03, 2011, 09:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2011, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
From the AP article summarizing the storm:

QuoteThe system was blamed for at least 12 deaths, including a homeless man who burned to death on Long Island as he tried to light cans of cooking fuel and a woman in Oklahoma City who was killed while being pulled behind a truck on a sled that hit a guard rail.

I guess we can update the board now.

How about the guy who was at Diversey Harbor?

Do tell.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #78 on: February 03, 2011, 09:53:55 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:31:36 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2011, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
From the AP article summarizing the storm:

QuoteThe system was blamed for at least 12 deaths, including a homeless man who burned to death on Long Island as he tried to light cans of cooking fuel and a woman in Oklahoma City who was killed while being pulled behind a truck on a sled that hit a guard rail.

I guess we can update the board now.

How about the guy who was at Diversey Harbor?

Do tell.

He's dead
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #79 on: February 03, 2011, 09:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:53:55 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:31:36 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2011, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
From the AP article summarizing the storm:

QuoteThe system was blamed for at least 12 deaths, including a homeless man who burned to death on Long Island as he tried to light cans of cooking fuel and a woman in Oklahoma City who was killed while being pulled behind a truck on a sled that hit a guard rail.

I guess we can update the board now.

How about the guy who was at Diversey Harbor?

Do tell.

He's dead

True story.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2011, 10:06:15 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:31:36 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2011, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
From the AP article summarizing the storm:

QuoteThe system was blamed for at least 12 deaths, including a homeless man who burned to death on Long Island as he tried to light cans of cooking fuel and a woman in Oklahoma City who was killed while being pulled behind a truck on a sled that hit a guard rail.

I guess we can update the board now.

How about the guy who was at Diversey Harbor?

Do tell.

What is he doing on the water during a storm? Sounds like he had either the same deathwish or intelligence as the woman in OKC.

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #81 on: February 03, 2011, 10:22:04 AM »
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling  a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

I understand they just missed Bo Ryan.  No word on why he was on highway 67 instead of U.S. 41.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #82 on: February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #83 on: February 03, 2011, 12:13:32 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.

And wrong.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #84 on: February 03, 2011, 12:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.

And wrong.

That's a different meme, unrelated to stories.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

Bort

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #85 on: February 03, 2011, 01:06:22 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.

And wrong.

That's a different meme, unrelated to stories.

One day, there will be a Grand Unified Meme Theory, but I suspect we'll need to isolate the elemental Gunderson particle first.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #86 on: February 03, 2011, 01:07:25 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 03, 2011, 01:06:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.

And wrong.

That's a different meme, unrelated to stories.

One day, there will be a Grand Unified Meme Theory, but I suspect we'll need to isolate the elemental Gunderson particle first.

Is there a form for that?
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #87 on: February 03, 2011, 01:27:51 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 01:07:25 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 03, 2011, 01:06:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.

And wrong.

That's a different meme, unrelated to stories.

One day, there will be a Grand Unified Meme Theory, but I suspect we'll need to isolate the elemental Gunderson particle first.

Is there a form for that?

In triplicate.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #88 on: February 03, 2011, 03:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 03, 2011, 01:06:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 03, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling no a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.

Thanks Pen.

The meme is boring, not depressing.

And wrong.

That's a different meme, unrelated to stories.

One day, there will be a Grand Unified Meme Theory, but I suspect we'll need to isolate the elemental Gunderson particle first.

That would change the game fo shizzles