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How much snow do we expect this upcoming snowstorm to yield by 7 pm Wednesday at O'Hare?

30"+
24-29"
18-23"
12-17"
6-11"
4-6"
2-3"
0.5"-1.5"
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Voting closed: February 01, 2011, 04:48:52 PM

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Bort

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2011, 08:15:01 PM »
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The guy that came up with that is probably a billionaire. Or something.

He was transferred to Cheyenne.

Where he gets laid repeatedly.

Would that be called a "snow job" out there?
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2011, 10:49:14 PM »
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2011, 01:19:14 PM »
I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2011, 01:31:08 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 01:19:14 PM
I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.

"I'd say the chances of it snowing today are the same as Alfonsnow Snowriano hitting a home run today!"

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Bort

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2011, 01:33:45 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 01:19:14 PM
I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.

Hmm...Chuck's never been right before...
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2011, 01:35:46 PM »
Quote from: Eli on February 01, 2011, 01:31:08 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 01:19:14 PM
I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.

"I'd say the chances of it snowing today are the same as Alfonsnow Snowriano hitting a home run today!"



Fork: "Chuck is calling it Alfonsnow" 2011-02-01 12:18:00
Chuck'n Snowballs: "I would, Fork. But this snow will be gone tomorrow." 2011-02-01 12:20:00
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2011, 01:39:22 PM »
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2011, 02:25:31 PM »
It's snowing like dick here in Uptown. I feel a little threatened. As long as the cable doesn't go out, I'm good though.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2011, 02:40:48 PM »
Downstate's pretty fucking wicked. I left early and my 25 minute drive turned into 1 hour 15 minutes.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2011, 02:53:41 PM »
MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2011, 02:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2011, 02:58:13 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 01, 2011, 02:56:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!

That guy probably only shovels half the sidewalk, then quits!  AMIRITE?
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2011, 03:10:44 PM »
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

I just sat up in my seat and yelped out a wild hickish bleat of laughter at this. Nobody saw.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2011, 03:52:10 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on February 01, 2011, 02:58:13 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 01, 2011, 02:56:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!

That guy probably only shovels half the sidewalk, then quits!  AMIRITE?

If Cutler was a real man he'd let Billy Volek finish shoveling the sidewalk and then do a half-assed jorb of it himself next week. What a Pu$$y.
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2011, 03:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 01, 2011, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 01, 2011, 02:58:13 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 01, 2011, 02:56:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!

That guy probably only shovels half the sidewalk, then quits!  AMIRITE?

If Cutler was a real man he'd let Billy Volek finish shoveling the sidewalk and then do a half-assed jorb of it himself next week. What a Pu$$y.

Half-assed jorb.
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