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How much snow do we expect this upcoming snowstorm to yield by 7 pm Wednesday at O'Hare?

30"+
24-29"
18-23"
12-17"
6-11"
4-6"
2-3"
0.5"-1.5"
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Voting closed: February 01, 2011, 04:48:52 PM

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Tonker

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #60 on: February 02, 2011, 12:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 01, 2011, 10:22:46 PM
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Quote from: Bort on February 01, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
Is it wrong that every time I look out the window I want to yell "FYC!"?

That stuff you guys attributed to him earlier, he really said that? Because I thought that was just a spot-on imitation.

No. He said that.

What in the blue fuck is wrong with that dude?

So very many things.

Tom Skilling is the weather version of Soriano in my book.

[Fork]Is this a coloring book?[/Fork]

I could go for a little Blue Nun.

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Wheezer

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #61 on: February 02, 2011, 12:43:43 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 02, 2011, 12:33:23 PM


FYC!

What are you doing with a photo of my fridge?
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #62 on: February 02, 2011, 01:03:52 PM »
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #63 on: February 02, 2011, 03:19:52 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 02, 2011, 12:33:23 PM


FYC!

Kinda cool that Michael Irvin's coffee table has a map of North America on it.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #64 on: February 02, 2011, 03:27:43 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 02, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 02, 2011, 12:33:23 PM


FYC!

Kinda cool that Michael Irvin's coffee table has a map of North America on it.

I laughed harder than I should have.

I feel like I'm looking at Hoth or something with this photo.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2011, 05:58:49 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM »
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #67 on: February 02, 2011, 09:40:55 PM »
Quote from: smg on February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

And they'll be annoying in the spring, summer and fall.

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #68 on: February 02, 2011, 09:55:24 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on February 02, 2011, 09:40:55 PM
Quote from: smg on February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

And they'll be annoying in the spring, summer and fall.

Oh, you wacky breeders!
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #69 on: February 02, 2011, 10:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 02, 2011, 09:55:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 02, 2011, 09:40:55 PM
Quote from: smg on February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

And they'll be annoying in the spring, summer and fall.

Oh, you wacky breeders!

I'm pretty sure this entire exchange could be sung to the tune of "You've Got a Friend."
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #70 on: February 03, 2011, 04:51:45 AM »
Quote from: smg on February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

My wife went out into the narrow, tunnelled sidewalks with the 3 month old in one of those baby bjorn things, and she had a blast.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #71 on: February 03, 2011, 06:10:51 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 03, 2011, 04:51:45 AM
Quote from: smg on February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

My wife went out into the narrow, tunnelled sidewalks with the 3 month old in one of those baby bjorn things, and she had a blast.

That was only because she got to get away from you for a while. [/Forkjoke?]

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #72 on: February 03, 2011, 08:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2011, 06:10:51 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 03, 2011, 04:51:45 AM
Quote from: smg on February 02, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
My (small) townhouse association has still not been plowed out.  We haven't left the house since Monday at 1:30, which makes this different from any other week since I had the baby ... not at all.  Strollers and car seats are annoying in the cold. 

My wife went out into the narrow, tunnelled sidewalks with the 3 month old in one of those baby bjorn things, and she had a blast.

That was only because she got to get away from you for a while. [/Forkjoke?]
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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #73 on: February 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM »
From the AP article summarizing the storm:

QuoteThe system was blamed for at least 12 deaths, including a homeless man who burned to death on Long Island as he tried to light cans of cooking fuel and a woman in Oklahoma City who was killed while being pulled behind a truck on a sled that hit a guard rail.

I guess we can update the board now.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Life-threatening Snow!
« Reply #74 on: February 03, 2011, 09:25:36 AM »
Tuesday morning a kid on highway 67 lost control, swerved into one semi, who was then hit by another semi, crushing the car into scrap metal and killing the kid. I drove by the accident on my way to work and thought it was Just the two semis, as there was nothing resembling  a car left anywhere. Yeeesh.
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