Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm

[Yeti]

Jayson Werth - 8
Chris Carpener - 13
Ervin Santana - 15
Mike Adams - 16
Adrian Beltre - 19

I believe I'm satisfied with that. Set a deadline though because I may want to revise

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Jonathan Sanchez - 10th
Tyler Clippard - 18th
John Axford - Pickup
Carl Pavano - Pickup

4 keepers.

Yes, it was that good of a season last year.

Pick rounds for Axford and Pavano (12th or 13th).

[Shooter]

Do all players that were drafted count as the round they were drafted? For example, I picked up Derrek Lee (who was drafted in the 6th round) as a free agent. Can I consider him in the keeper slot or do I have to cut him because it would be insane to keep him as a fourth rounder?

[Shooter]

How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I took over the abortion of a team you left behind. Awful, awful. Somehow four teams finished behind me. (||)

[Gilgamesh]

Jonathan Sanchez - 10th
Tyler Clippard - 18th
John Axford - Pickup
Carl Pavano - Pickup

4 keepers.

Yes, it was that good of a season last year.

Pick rounds for Axford and Pavano (12th or 13th).

Pavano, 12 and Axford, 13.

Thanks for the tip.

(||)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Do all players that were drafted count as the round they were drafted? For example, I picked up Derrek Lee (who was drafted in the 6th round) as a free agent. Can I consider him in the keeper slot or do I have to cut him because it would be insane to keep him as a fourth rounder?

It's based on when they were drafted, regardless of who drafted them or how you acquired them.

And Lee was kept in the 5th round last year (say "thank you" to Yeti), so you'd have to keep him in the 3rd.

[Internet Apex]

How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I took over the abortion of a team you left behind. Awful, awful. Somehow four teams finished behind me. (||)

Heh heh heh

[Yeti]

Do all players that were drafted count as the round they were drafted? For example, I picked up Derrek Lee (who was drafted in the 6th round) as a free agent. Can I consider him in the keeper slot or do I have to cut him because it would be insane to keep him as a fourth rounder?

It's based on when they were drafted, regardless of who drafted them or how you acquired them.

And Lee was kept in the 5th round last year (say "thank you" to Yeti), so you'd have to keep him in the 3rd.

I was really on the fence about keeping Lee and meant to drop him off my list but I forgot to update it in time. Hell, I even forgot about the draft last year.

[R-V]

Sweaty Hooplehead keepers:

Jon Lester - 5
Andre Ethier - 6
Pablo Sandoval - 9
Andrew Mccutchen - 10
Neftali Feliz - 11
Clay Buchholz - 12
Tim Hudson - 13
Francisco Liriano - 14
Adam Lind - 15
Vladimir Guerrero - 16
Brad Lidge - 17
Adam Laroche - 20
Gio Gonzalez - 21
Austin Jackson - 22

[R-V]

DPD. Is it possible to look at overall team stats from last year? I'm only seeing win-loss standings when I look at the league, not the detailed stuff we could look at during the season.

[Richard Chuggar]

Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

[Internet Apex]

Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

Well hell freezes over, broseph.

[MrSpeed]

Annual Post time!

Ryan Zimmerman - 4
Miguel Montero - 5
Justin Verlander - 9
Adam Wainwright - 10
Josh Johnson - 11
Matt Garza - 12
Buster Posey - 13
Brian Wilson - 14
Yunel Escobar - 16
Ian Desmond - 17
Matt Latos - 18
Paul Konerko - 19
Brandon Morrow - 21
Edison Volquez - 22

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Annual Post time!

Ryan Zimmerman - 4
Miguel Montero - 5
Justin Verlander - 9
Adam Wainwright - 10
Josh Johnson - 11
Matt Garza - 12
Buster Posey - 13
Brian Wilson - 14
Yunel Escobar - 16
Ian Desmond - 17
Matt Latos - 18
Paul Konerko - 19
Brandon Morrow - 21
Edison Volquez - 22

See you next year, dude!

[JD]

Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!