Cubs are insignificant right now

[Brownie]

Happy now, Chuck?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Happy now, Chuck?

When is Chuck ever happy?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Fuck these goddam gutless fucking assholes.

[R-V]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

[PenPho]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Happy now, Chuck?

Let's go with "satisfied."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

[Yeti]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

Just another example of the pussification of America, Pen

[R-V]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

Just another example of the pussification of America, Pen

I was referring to the Pride Parade.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

Just another example of the pussification of America, Pen

I was referring to the Pride Parade.

Which is in late June, when the Cubs are 11 1/2 games out of first.

[Internet Apex]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

Just another example of the pussification of America, Pen

I was referring to the Pride Parade.

Which is in late June, when the Cubs are 11 1/2 games out of first.

They're going to hotter than a two-dollar pistol the rest of the way but we'll all be too consumed with geigh secks to notice.

[Internet Apex]

DEE PEE DEE

Marmol signs a three-year $20MM Deal.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-marmol-agree-to-three-year-deal.html

Yes to this.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

DEE PEE DEE

Marmol signs a three-year $20MM Deal.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-marmol-agree-to-three-year-deal.html

Yes to this.

Chuck will have you know that, in spite of the fact that nearly half the money comes in the final year of the contract and only 16% in year one, this deal is not back-loaded.

[Slaky]

DEE PEE DEE

Marmol signs a three-year $20MM Deal.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-marmol-agree-to-three-year-deal.html

Yes to this.

Chuck will have you know that, in spite of the fact that nearly half the money comes in the final year of the contract and only 16% in year one, this deal is not back-loaded.

He's going to be traded in Chuck's Almost Certain Joo Lie Firesale 2011.

[BC]

You may remember me from such predictions as The Cubs Will Win the Division. Here's why:

- Pena hits 35 dongs and puts up an OPS+ of 130
- Soto and Ramirez play 135 games each
- Silva only eats the bad players
- Castro gives us an average of 2 chubbies a week
- Garza experiences a Lilly-like improvement
- Carpenter gets Dravecky'd
- Renteria plays every day and leads off
- Brenly finally beats the piss out of Braun when the Cubs visit Milwaukee in early April, ending his season

See you guys at the parade.

Great, now they have parades for division winners?

Just another example of the pussification of America, Pen

I was referring to the Pride Parade.

Which is in late June, when the Cubs are 11 1/2 games out of first.

I have some optimism for the season now. They'll only be 9.5 back in June.