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CBStew

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #255 on: April 06, 2011, 11:51:55 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 06, 2011, 11:31:06 AM
They're screwed a little but not through the floor. Coleman and Diamond would make a sweet name for a disco band. I'm going to unbutton my shirt a little and see how this plays out.

How do you unbutton a t shirt?
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #256 on: April 06, 2011, 12:19:25 PM »
Rich Hill could have really helped, can't believe we let that guy go.

Wells isn't coming back until he's 120% recovered.

"Wells said he is not going to rush a return to the rotation.

"I'm going to make sure I'm completely healthy and start a throwing program to make sure I'm 120 percent when I go back," he said."

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #257 on: April 06, 2011, 12:31:32 PM »
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2011, 12:19:25 PM
Rich Hill could have really helped, can't believe we let that guy go.

Wells isn't coming back until he's 120% recovered.

"Wells said he is not going to rush a return to the rotation.

"I'm going to make sure I'm completely healthy and start a throwing program to make sure I'm 120 percent when I go back," he said."

Well that's great news. When Wells comes back, he'll be 20 percent better

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #258 on: April 18, 2011, 07:41:39 AM »
I bet those California nancies on the Padres are terrified of having to come to Chicago and play in BEAR WEATHER. Wait..
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #259 on: April 18, 2011, 09:33:39 PM »
Walk off winner for Tyler Colvin!
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #260 on: April 18, 2011, 09:48:52 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 09:33:39 PM
Walk off winner for Tyler Colvin!

Told you that kid was a player.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #261 on: April 19, 2011, 11:22:20 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 18, 2011, 09:48:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 09:33:39 PM
Walk off winner for Tyler Colvin!

Told you that kid was a player.

FYCT!
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #262 on: April 20, 2011, 09:18:03 AM »
If they sweep the doubleheader they'll be in first. Get excited!

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #263 on: April 20, 2011, 09:22:03 AM »
Quote from: R-V on April 20, 2011, 09:18:03 AM
If they sweep the doubleheader they'll be in first. Get excited!

Garza vs Moseley (1.83 ERA so far)
Russel/Snork vs Harang (1.50 ERA so far, noted Cub killer)

Get deflated!
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #264 on: April 20, 2011, 10:01:40 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 20, 2011, 09:22:03 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 20, 2011, 09:18:03 AM
If they sweep the doubleheader they'll be in first. Get excited!

Garza vs Moseley (1.83 ERA so far)
Russel/Snork vs Harang (1.50 ERA so far, noted Cub killer)

Get deflated!

Harang is a noted Cub-killer? Still? Oh, you meant Snussel.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #265 on: April 20, 2011, 05:14:21 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #266 on: April 21, 2011, 08:24:24 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #268 on: April 21, 2011, 09:05:44 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on April 21, 2011, 08:36:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 21, 2011, 08:24:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 20, 2011, 05:14:21 PM


Slak shaved his head?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's how he hides from the crucifixion re-enactors this time of year.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #269 on: April 27, 2011, 12:42:05 PM »
This is the optimism thread, right?

Cause Jay Jackson's had another good start in Iowa.

Also, if you haven't noticed, Lou Montanez is killing it.
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