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Armchair_QB

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #285 on: May 12, 2011, 06:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2011, 10:46:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 12, 2011, 10:44:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 12, 2011, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 11, 2011, 07:21:43 PM
Career year for Doug Davis!

So, 10-9 then?

"He's a Major League pitcher," Hendry said Wednesday. "He used to give us fits. He's a different kind of guy -- he's got that (||) in his delivery."



Awesome, this will be even better than the time the Cubs signed washed-up Howard Johnson.

Can the Cubs sign the corpse of John Olerud?

I'm sure they could but he'll need to die first.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #286 on: May 12, 2011, 08:42:08 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on May 12, 2011, 06:34:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2011, 10:46:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 12, 2011, 10:44:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 12, 2011, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 11, 2011, 07:21:43 PM
Career year for Doug Davis!

So, 10-9 then?

"He's a Major League pitcher," Hendry said Wednesday. "He used to give us fits. He's a different kind of guy -- he's got that (||) in his delivery."



Awesome, this will be even better than the time the Cubs signed washed-up Howard Johnson.

Can the Cubs sign the corpse of John Olerud?

I'm sure they could but he'll need to die first.

Guh.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #287 on: May 16, 2011, 04:57:41 PM »
Per PAUL SULLIVAN's Twitter: Cashner experiences shoulder tightness in rehab. MRI scheduled
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #288 on: May 16, 2011, 04:58:04 PM »
Andrew Glassner?
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #289 on: May 16, 2011, 07:01:11 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2011, 04:58:04 PM
Andrew Glassner?

Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear Doug Davis.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #290 on: May 16, 2011, 07:01:47 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2011, 04:58:04 PM
Andrew Glassner?

Markrew Priorner. Beans.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #291 on: May 28, 2011, 11:30:13 AM »
DPD. Wells off the DL and Coleman down to SKOland. Finally.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #292 on: May 28, 2011, 11:36:17 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 28, 2011, 11:30:13 AM
DPD. Wells off the DL and Coleman down to SKOland. Finally.

I hope the next time I see the name Casey Coleman it's in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch obituaries.
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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #293 on: May 31, 2011, 09:06:07 AM »
It's no this fault they kept throwing him out there to continue sucking.  It's not like the Cubs didn't know he wasn't good.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #294 on: May 31, 2011, 09:12:40 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 28, 2011, 11:30:13 AM
DPD. Wells off the DL and Coleman down to SKOland. Finally.

I hope the next time I see the name Casey Coleman it's in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch obituaries.

I thought only injuries were keeping us from being respected?

Is the formula now injuries + Casey Coleman != respectability?
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #295 on: May 31, 2011, 09:16:38 AM »
Since I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere yet... DJ LaMahieu to teh Cubs, Jeff Baker to teh 15-day DL.
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #296 on: May 31, 2011, 09:22:53 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2011, 09:16:38 AM
Since I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere yet... DJ LaMahieu to teh Cubs, Jeff Baker to teh 15-day DL.

More like GIDPJ LeMahieu, amiriteguys?
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #297 on: May 31, 2011, 10:37:21 AM »
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #298 on: May 31, 2011, 11:16:17 AM »
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Re: 2011 Chicago Cubs: Career Years for Everyone!
« Reply #299 on: May 31, 2011, 01:35:15 PM »

How bad is Soriano's leg? Is the Brett Jackson sploogefest thread ready to be fired up?
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