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What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« on: February 25, 2011, 09:59:25 AM »
All of my tabs have the little walking man in the same position, so I'm thinking that it's bogus.  I'm also wondering, why am I buying tickets?  Oh, right, because I can't deprive my dad of going to a Cubs game with his (only) grandson.  But I am buying only two games instead of three.  Every year, this little process gets less and less entertaining.
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 10:07:19 AM »
Also, what's the deal with airline food?
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 10:08:46 AM »
Quote from: Eli on February 25, 2011, 10:07:19 AM
Also, what's the deal with airline food?

It's designed to punish people too dumb to realize that it is not for human consumption.  Anything else I can help you with?
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 10:17:29 AM »

Why did Superman let the bullets bounce off his chest, but he ducked when the bad guys threw their guns at him?
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 10:21:39 AM »
Quote from: Fork on February 25, 2011, 10:17:29 AM

Why did Superman let the bullets bounce off his chest, but he ducked when the bad guys threw their guns at him?

You've got me there.
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2011, 10:24:24 AM »
Quote from: smg on February 25, 2011, 10:08:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 25, 2011, 10:07:19 AM
Also, what's the deal with airline food?

It's designed to punish people too dumb to realize that it is not for human consumption.  Anything else I can help you with?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2011, 10:27:51 AM »
Homer J, will you teach us to make love?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 10:31:05 AM »
This is already getting old.
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 10:33:21 AM »
Quote from: smg on February 25, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
This is already getting old.

What's with the lines at the Post Office?  Why have all those teller windows if only one person is working?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 10:33:49 AM »
Quote from: smg on February 25, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
This is already getting old.

File for social security.
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2011, 10:33:54 AM »
Quote from: smg on February 25, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
This is already getting old.

Hey... You knew full well what you were getting into when you started this thread.
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 10:34:19 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2011, 10:27:51 AM
Homer J, will you teach us to make love?



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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 10:36:57 AM »
Then they've got those machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there. You might even say, I hate the post office.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2011, 10:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2011, 10:36:57 AM
Then they've got those machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there. You might even say, I hate the post office.

That and my parents, lousy beatniks.
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Re: What's with the weird new virtual waiting room?
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2011, 10:38:48 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 25, 2011, 10:33:21 AM
Quote from: smg on February 25, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
This is already getting old.

What's with the lines at the Post Office?  Why have all those teller windows if only one person is working?

And why do they keep leaving me "Sorry we missed you" notes when I know perfectly well they never rang the bell because I have been home ALL DAY with the baby?
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